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Changed my name cause i havent really been doing lots of art posting so this is no longer false advertising lol

i have never wanted to shoot an sdv crow as much as i have now 

im starting a new save to marry another bachelor ( i cannot bring myself to divorce and remarry on a file so multiple it is) and the crow went for my ONLY bean sprout ON WEDNESDAY alksdfjsladfjs like not the multiple cauliflower or potatoes or parsnips noooooooo just the only fuckin bean sprout sfaklsdjfas

nom

reblog this to fuckin BITE all your mutuals

amen

Reblog if you think trans women:

A. Are women

B. Can be lesbians

i bought gamer supps a little while ago cause it is a heathy alternative to energy drinks and helps me drink water (cause the first one i got was the caffeine free one) and its will never be funnier than hearing my nephews friend (of which he told about the gamer supps and along with it the great name it has) there is nothing that will kill me quite like hearing “this may sound wierd but can i have some of titty milk,” adskfjdjasdf  cause thats the flavor i picked and a good half the reason i picked it was for that name alone lmao 

that moment when you burn your food like a dumbfuck cause you were gift shopping for your besties bday lol 

THE BIRD WAS ALSO RULED DEAD DKLSFJKLSDJFLKS DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO ADD THAT (ಥ﹏ಥ)

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

For myself and anyone else who needs it cause that is so useful for clothes design and inspo 

HEY ARTISTS!

Do you design a lot of characters living in not-modern eras and you’re tired of combing through google for the perfect outfit references? Well I got good news for you kiddo, this website has you covered! Originally @modmad made a post about it, but her link stopped working and I managed to fix it, so here’s a new post. Basically, this is a costume rental website for plays and stage shows and what not, they have outfits for several different decades from medieval to the 1980s. LOOK AT THIS SELECTION:

OPEN ANY CATEGORY AND OH LORDY–

There’s a lot of really specific stuff in here, I design a lot of 1930s characters for my ask blog and with more chapters on the way for the game it belongs to I’m gonna be designing more, and this website is going to be an invaluable reference. I hope this can be useful to my other fellow artists as well! :)

Did you find this helpful? If you’re able, maybe buy me a coffee please? :D

i love this meme so much asafjsk xD

saving this for later dont mind me 

Writing Tips

Punctuating Dialogue

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➸ “This is a sentence.”

➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.

➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”

➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”

➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”

➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”

➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.

“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.

“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”

➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”

➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”

However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!

➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.

If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)

➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“

“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.

➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.

➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”

➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.

“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”

➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.

“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”

Running From Your Past

You have a past you'd prefer not to think about, but boy oh boy does it like to think about you. A bad parent, an old enemy, a job that ended in disaster. No matter how far your run or how well you hide, it will find you eventually.

,,,, 

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

id say one of us but thats currently not the case lmao 

reblog if your name isn't Hans.

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

im big sad cause my ancesty dna stuff came back and like it has me so confused cause i know for a fact my biological grandmother was from japan she came over after ww2, but somehow i have no connections in my dna to any part of japan laskjdfajlskfkjldjflk 

my feels hurt damnit 

APPARENTLY I GET TO EAT MY GOD DAMN WORDS FUK ME 

i started working at subway like 2 days ago ( i started on a rush shift and i also worked the next morning) and i knew it was gonna be draining ( social anxiety is a BITch) and i almost had to go in for a third day in a row today and i feel so like nearly disassociated that i was kinda dreading going to work cause i felt so scrambled man, i knew if i went they were gonna get onto me or smth cause my head is not on at all

IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK THE DAY OF THE FLOWER DANCE (YR1) I GOT HARVEY TO 4 HEARTS (I THOUGHT I MESSED UP ON HIS GIFTING AND STUFF SFDJKLDF)

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

to anyone who is frends with me, if you play pkmn shield can you toss me shield exclusive pkmn i wanna get the shiny charm and i cant get that without shiled babys afjafds

idk why but my brain wants Klarion to Dannys grandkid in some way shape or form lol idk why at all but i just wanted to share it 

yet another brainworm for The Ballad of Jane Doe tangent my brain is stuck on what about pokemon 

cause with certain ghost type entrys as you know the pokemon is a soul of someone who died 

the particular pokemon i think of is froslass 

i just wanted to toss this out while im still stuck repeating the song lol

i have recently been introduced to The Ballad of Jane Doe and i am in love and my brain that loves to put music to fandoms immediately goes danny phantom and im like ok 

but but but 

but then it goes DP x DC crossover and then im like how would this work to make the song and mashup amazing

and so my brain says AU where Danny gets stranded in dc dimension and loses his memories and his corpse, (corpse au cause like ballad of jane doe ya feel me) and his corpse gets buried or cremate, (my brain personally said his corpse gets lost in a clean up job and stuck in a mass grave but i think thats caused by the background singers more than anything.) After a while once he had talked or joined jl or yj something along those lines they ask about his past and all he knows is his name is Danny (Danny only nothing else he adds Phantom cause hes ded) and that his body is buried here or something like that 

and then my brain said share the brainworm so here we are

everytime i go back to banana fish i know im gonna cry and i always forget my fyckin tissues and i feel like im dying inside and i CONTINUE WATCHING alksjfljdfka jfjkas im in tears even as i write this 

i got dropped in an ocean... lovely

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

ok so ive been playing slime rancher and i hadnt finished before i had to see spoilers ( im fine with them as long as im looking for them, and for sr i was)

and so the ending really got me ill explain more below the cut cause 

spoilers

when i started playing i noticed casey immediately and thought oh my person still talking to me (didnt realize they were and ex at first i thought either significant other or best friend ya know) so seeing they werent together kinda threw me off. like as i continued playing i waited for the emails and stuff and as i said in the beginning oh this is my person, so it kinda got me that they werent together and i was not ready for the heartbreak ive wrought upon myself asjkdjfsalkf i wanna cry and it feels really random wtf 

also forgive my lack of capitals and punctuation this actually really got to me 

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I’m trying to prove something.

suddenly im very glad i only react to numbers i have saved

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

im saving this for later as that is smooth af

i don’t know why i love this so much but i do

My father comes into the kitchen as im making noodles (im very hunger) and he goes to the snank box and grabs a twinkie then walks up to me and shows it off and then says out of fucking no where 

“if hostess had named these ding dongs how many people would eat it?” 

and im sitting here like im fuckin sorry why would you say that asljfsdfkjlfsdkja 

im hungry atm and i have no way to cope with this 

ive know about them for a few years but i just have to reblog i respect them so much

Source 

cooking while chronically ill

baking with arthritis or other chronic hand pain

living with chronic migraines

adhd meal plan

chronic pain tips

getting yourself to eat