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I’m having all my wants and desires surgically removed tomorrow

RIP Sheska you would’ve loved Ao3

No sé, me poseyó la locura con el Miku hetaliaverso en Twitter 💃

what if it all worked out

I hate Crocs.

Tim Walz recently made a joke about only eating "white people tacos" with mayonnaise and tuna.

In response, alt-right pundit Matt Walsh accused him of "anti-white racism" and "being a clown for Kamala's white minstrel show"

Lets sing a FUCKING song

my only cultural sensitivity request for the hetalia fandom is if you draw romania and turkey next to eachother romania needs to be alpha top dog. do it for me. do it for all of us. draw them only like this.

has anyone else noticed that being alive is like. not the most dignified experience ever

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

I could go on and on about the different interpretations of van hohenheim.

like broho hohenheim? Love that weird dude, a touch of the tism, could have communicated a bit better with his wife and sons tho , wholeheartedly ready to sacrifice himself to bring his son back, tried to secure a safe future for his children and die with his wife as a human, all in all a self depricating victim of an evil fucker that wanted immortality

On the other hand, 03 hohenheim is the evil fucker that wanted immortality. Fucked around and found out. Played stupid games and won stupid prizes. Ooooh the body jumping tactic doesnt work anymore? Skill issue. Homie abandoned his son in the middle of the attacks in London. The one good thing he did was die to open the gate to amestris.

((Edit. Whoops made a mistake on the first one with the title. This is the real poll.

This is fucking hysterical

president biden signs executive order to blow alfred the fuck up

goodbye white boy

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

papyrus backstory rant repost from main

you know what isnt acknowledged enough?

we know more about sans and gaster's backstories than papyrus'.

what we know about gasters backstory:

he was the royal scientist, he likely had a lot of hubris, he built the core, he fell into the core, pieces of his existence were scattered across time and space, he had a following of people that were seemingly also caught in the blast and was/is somehow connected to papyrus, sans, the player, chara and deltarune. certainly not the most detailed but a damn good basic outline

what we know about sans' backstory:

he at some point was a scientist, there is a mysterious group of people he will supposedly never see again, he is likely the older of the 2 brothers, he might have seen a human before frisk, he at some point lost hope of ever returning to an unspecified location and at some point gained the title of judge. still relatively vague and some clues are fairly out of the way but still, a good idea of who he was before frisk fell and flowey fucked around

what we know about papyrus' backstory:

he came from somewhere unknown with green grass, he doesnt like hotland for unknown reasons, he made the battle body a few weeks before frisk fell, flowey took a liking to him for unknown reasons, undyne likely only recently started training him but when she did it was because he waited outside her house all night, he was apparently feeling down for a while before frisk fell and.. what else?

this vague ass tiny idea of what he maybe did like a month before we meet him hardly serves as a backstory. and funny enough this is all i can garner from oh idk THE CHARACTER WITH THE MOST LINES OF DIALOGUE IN THE WHOLE GAME SECOND ONLY TO THE NARRATOR! this is why i lovingly dub paps the king of deflection, as another example lets look at the time someone in the papyrus qna asked what he looked like when he was younger and in response he played dumb to be purposefully stingey about his past and try to show a picture of himself from the day before through a textbox. and its not like he doesnt know what hes doing, hes stubborn not stupid, thats why he vaguely hints at truelab during a phonecall despite moments before pretending he doesnt know what a lab IS, thats why he plays dumb around sans, thats why he seemingly lies to frisk about his knowledge of hotland, thats why he knows how to use reverse psychology well enough to manipulate UNDYNE of all people, and thats why he brushes off sans' time shenanigans as yet another prank across time and space, because he is the king of deflection and we dont know shit about his backstory and neither does anyone ingame, so if he does end up being the knight, he's hidden bigger bombshell secrets before, so why stop now?

You own the home you live in. The last owners painted the walls of your bedroom a horrible off white.

You fucking hate it. Every day you wake up to off-white walls and off-white ceilings and pass through your off-white door to get to the rest of the house. You feel like you've been locked up in a padded room. It makes you want to die.

So what is there to do? Well, you own the home. Go out and get some paint, a roller or two, and a drop cloth. If the color makes you want to kill yourself, you should obviously change it.

But what if you didn't hate it. What if it just mildly perturbed you? Or maybe what if you didn't, like, reeeeeally mind it all that much, but you knew that another color would make you a lot happier? Does the decision that you come to change?

Sure, it's work moving the furniture out, setting up, painting, making sure you get the edges, cleaning up, letting it all dry, etc, but isn't adding joy to your life worth the effort? Don't you owe it to yourself to subtract mediocrity and add happiness? Do you need to be miserable to envision a better life?

me: fuuuuck… i really feel like this dish needs a little something extra …..

the flavorful garlic:

The Dragostea Din Tei music video but instead of the three members of O Zone, it’s Romania, Bulgaria, and Serbia

alternatively titled: three guys get drunk and steal a plane

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

hi bitchia what are your honest thoughts on the classic Sans Stronger than You video and other similar stuff that you may have strong opinions on? (MOTI UT Musical, any other classic fandom content)

hi rose! do you mean turn around kid, it'd be a crime. if i had to go back on that promise that i made for you, so don't step over that line. or else friend you're gonna have a bad time. but kids like you don't play by the rules, and guys like me? it ain't easy to be played for fools. so let's go, let the room get chiller. let's go dirty brother killer. go ahead and try to hit me if you're able. guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table. something something something if you keep on trying. but i think you're just mad you keep dying. you're not gonna win, we'll be here together, fighting in this judgement hall forever. and i know you'll just reset each time i beat ya, but I'll always be right back here to meetcha. i know you're made: o-o-o-o-of, L-o-o-o-o-oVe. L-o-o-o-o-ove. o-o-o-o-of L-o-o-o-o-ove, L-o-o-o-o-ove.

I know who you are, you remember who I—wait. no, fuck that's the frisk version. This is where it stops, this is where it ends. if you want to get past me, well you better try again. but no matter how i stall you, you won't give up your attack. do you just like the feeling... of your sins crawling on your back? So go ahead and try to hit me if you're able, guess you've figured now that mercy's off the table. think that you can try to spare me like I'm some pawn? well, you didn't spare my brother, so get dunked on. i know you made my friends all disappear, but everything they cared about is why I'm here. i am their mercy, i am their vengeance, i am determination. i know you're made: o-o-o-o-of, L-o-o-o-o-ove, L-o-o-o-o-ove. but i think I'm stronger than you

*you hear a mechanical click*

*a trapdoor opens underneath my feet and i fall into a pool of crocodiles*

i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow

Sometimes I open Ao3 as one would a fridge in the middle of the night. Hungry, but not willing to commit to anything that is in there and hopping a miracle will make something new and appetising appear out of thin air if only I close it and open again.

was originally gonna color and post this for pride month but i lost the original file

hanging out with my pals and what do you know we find 100 bottles of beer on the wall. so i say to my buddy rick "how do you think those got up there?" and hes already taking them down and passing them around. absolute mad lad