He's Literally Basing His Entire Personality, Page, And Social Image On "that One Guy Who Hates Tcc"

THEY WONT STOP TAKING PEOPLE FROM HIM LEAVE HIM ALONE I WANNA KILL MYSELF

I'm watching Jojo rabbit, it's such a gnarly movie. It's genuinely so funny and now I'm sobbing bc od the scene where Jojo finds his mother hanging for being involved in a anti nazi organization that helps hide jews I'm killing myself nes just a baby give him his mom back

I love you dylan klebold

tccers when they see a tall quiet malnourished white greasy racist dude

Bradley nowell is so real, I'd do this for dylan klebold

whenever I listen to incomprehensible by Big Thief I think of dylan klebold.

"How can beauty that is living, be anything but true?"

he's so beautiful, in every way possible. even in death, he's genuinely still wonderfully perfect.

ASTAROTH'S INTRO

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hi my name is Astaroth. you can also call me Axe! I'm 17 [07]. use he or she pronouns for me I don't care at all. I'm really into things like true crime, psychology, pharmacology & more.

↓ here's some more about me

★ CASES:

Top Favourite: Columbine, Perm State university shooting, Halifax mass shooting plot, University of Alberta shooting, Evita Kolmonen, Copenhagen mall shooting, Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs

Favourite: Robb elementary school shooting, 2019 Dayton shooting, Chardon high school shooting, Farmville Murders, Academy Maniacs, Texas Tower University shooting, Brooke Higgins & Sienna Johnson

Interested: STEM school shooting, Weston high school shooting

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▵ INTERESTS:

true crime, philosophy, theology, music, linguistics, psychology, alchemy, law, pharmacology, ancient history, sociology, psychopathology, different kinds of media

꩜ MEDIA:

AggressiveScot, Ratskewer, Luka Big Pants, Drive 45, Nekojiru/Cat Soup, Kowloon's Curse, Swollen To Bursting Until I Am Disappearing On Purpose, 8:11, ZENO, Saihate Station, Phantasmagoria, Immure, SQUID'S MANSLAUGHTER, Postal, Darold The Doomer: Psychedelic Lucid Dreams

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♫ MUSIC:

$ubjectz, $uicideboy$, Acumen Nation, Birdbath, Blood Estate, BONES, Chuckklez, Columbine Carcass, Cottonwood Firing Squad, creepybrook, PopKill, dekma, Drive45, Elan Noon, Family Disappointment, Flatsound, GG tha $nowman, Gullyspit, Heptaknot, Hong Kong Fuck You, Kowa Mirai, Leatermouth, LXXIV, Mars, Mauled, Mad Maxxx, memory card, Methwitch, Miss Cherry Delight, Orange Culture, Outer Limits Recordings, Pitchshifter, RATMAN, REDZED, Retard-O-Bot, Slutty Sonny, Snooze, Starberry, Still Cursed, The Loners With Parenthesis, TubGirl, Victor Tostado Jr., Orgazm Nostradamusa, Sindrom Zhivogo Trupa, Purgen, Claas, Natas, HdPurely, Product of Pain, Purity Control, QStrange

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I have NO DNI. literally anyone can interact, that's all thanks for reading be my friend please byee!

We need to do a tcc meetup where we all try and summon eric and dylan together 🙏

name: jalph

age: jalph

birthday: j/al/ph

favorite color: jalph

occupation: full-time jalpher

organization: jalpher squad

location: jalpher zone

favorite subject: jalph

height: jalph

weight: jalph

favorite food: jalph

favorite drink: jalph

IP address: ja.lph.jal.ph

favorite animal: jalph

favorite song: Ignition in C Sharp (which is still literally just jalph)

favorite movie: jalph

3 extra fun facts about me:

- jalph 🗣

- jalph 🔥

- jalph 🔊

@jackmerrizzler @jack-merridoomed @saturns-ringg

why is bro disrespecting my little guys💔

i don't get the tcc man eric harris is so FREAKING CHOPPED it PMO!!! dylan klebold worse though 🥀🥀

I JUST WATCHED A 3RD GRADER BUST UT DOWN BRO WHAT THE FUCK

my cart flavor is sour diesel, do we think dylan would've liked it