I Like The Picture Of Him Looking At The Camera While His Dad Fixes His Bow Because He's In His Boxers

I've been doing meet n greets w dylan for 2 years tf u talkin abt

ouuu dylan is so cute I wanna punch him in the nose and kiss him aggressively

‘Oddly, it was Eric who would copy everything Dylan did, which made Dylan so angry’ - Devon Adams

(Repost of this banger)

me when people have beef with me at school but I'm just like

Bradley nowell is so real, I'd do this for dylan klebold

name: jalph

age: jalph

birthday: j/al/ph

favorite color: jalph

occupation: full-time jalpher

organization: jalpher squad

location: jalpher zone

favorite subject: jalph

height: jalph

weight: jalph

favorite food: jalph

favorite drink: jalph

IP address: ja.lph.jal.ph

favorite animal: jalph

favorite song: Ignition in C Sharp (which is still literally just jalph)

favorite movie: jalph

3 extra fun facts about me:

- jalph 🗣

- jalph 🔥

- jalph 🔊

@jackmerrizzler @jack-merridoomed @saturns-ringg

made these the other month!! <3

literally andre kriegman

coming out as a columbiner is scarier than coming out as gay

what is he the fucking dictator of school shootings? you aren't my MOM jake Paul

DONT let it happen again guys……he’s about to intervene….