Im 5'3

But whos the original dragon?

This is the shit I like.

The Smartphone

Headcanon that once, a muggleborn came to Hogwarts bringing her phone, wanting to show it to her friends. But she was disappointed when she discovered that technology went haywire inside the castle. Her friends were also disappointed, but they came up with an idea.

These wizards and witches started a new magazine for the students. On the pages were the games the muggleborn had described to them. There was a page for Among Us, another for Minecraft and also pages for their own version of Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and Tumblr, all bewitched so that they could be used by the owner. In honor of the muggleborn’s device, they named the magazine, “The Smartphone”.

The pureblood Slytherins pretended to loathe The Smartphone, but secretly they used it too. The professors also pretended to be annoyed with The Smartphone, claiming that it caused their students’ grades to drop, but they too owned it.

The muggleborn and her friends, the creators of The Smartphone ended up rich when a wizarding company bought their idea and sold it to the entire wizarding community. In just a few months, the wizards too now owned smartphones.

I dreamt that I broke into my school during broad daylight while others where there (like the fool I am) to change my biology grade. The sun was blazing but I was wearing a fur jacket in a heating up biology room while someone sees me almost dieing of heat and yells at the principal "Yo there's a girl in here and she hot!!" And I got really flustered and shy not knowing what to reply back so I just died right there and woke up.

I hate myself sometimes you know? I died of nervousness in my dream while commiting a small time crime!

no one is allowed to not see this

Someone of quality

#A-Force

First time seeing this lmao😂

Gotta make money somehow

so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………