The Smartphone

Well.... you're not wrong

How dare he

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: sure 

witcher characters as songs youtube has recommended to me

stregobor: how bad can i be from the lorax

geralt: prince ali (with jaskier as the genie) from aladdin 

jaskier: falling for ya from teach beach movie

lambert: time of our lives by pitbull and ne-yo

yennefer: scream and shout by will.i.am and britney spears

tissaia: that power by will.i.am and justin bieber

chiredean: cooler than me by mike posner

ciri: what the hell by avril lavigne 

triss: 9 to 5 by dolly parton

aiden: cotton eye joe rednex remix

eskel: gas pedal by sage the gemini 

Straight up

Person A= Gryffindor

Person B= Ravenclaw

Person A: “I wonder why I keep getting arrested.”

Person B: “I don’t know, maybe because you keep doing illegal things!”

i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

THE GREATEST HITS OF THE DECADE Mashup!!

so

we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste

i got all of this for €4 from starbucks

bless

Saving kids blogger style. Feels good

❗AVOID THESE PEDOPHILES AT ALL COSTS! ❗

I was scrolling through Tumblr and came across a post of KNOWN PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR (many of which have or want to rape actual children/minors)

THERE ARE ACTUAL PEDOPHILES ON TUMBLR TRYING TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MINORS ON TUMBLR

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS LIST AND KEEP OUR MINORS SAFE