Colour-code Your Infants So Strangers Know What Their Genitals Look Like

Virgil <3 My favorite Sander Side

You’re insecure

Don’t know what for

You appear, you don’t rise through the flo-o-or

You wear makeup

To cover up

The fact you feel like you’ll never be enough

Nobody else in the room can see him, nobody else but you

Baby you freak Thomas out like nobody else

The way that you stress him out gets him overwhelmed

And when you jump out and growl it ain’t hard to tell

You scare me-e-ee,

You scare me, Anxiety

My mom does this but only to cockroaches

At your sole risk…

Im 5'3

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

Is it cuz she's an air head?

Person A= Gryffindor

Person B= Ravenclaw

Person A: “I wonder why I keep getting arrested.”

Person B: “I don’t know, maybe because you keep doing illegal things!”

Me as a father 😂

This sounds like them

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: Yes…Three.

Sirius: Oh, my God– What the fuck!?

Police: Sir?

Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.

Neat