So Imagine Muggleborn Figuring Out That Purebloods Or Those Who Are Withing The Wizarding Community Are

So imagine muggleborn figuring out that purebloods or those who are withing the wizarding community are out of touch with the muggle community to the max.

We already know they use quills and inkwells instead of pens/pencils and most technology is put of their grasps. So what if they used this realization to their advantage?

Some Slytherin kid doesnt want to go to class that day but they remember that one scene from School of Rock and tell Umbridge that they are deadly I'll with "Stickittotheman-eosis" and that it's very rare and "you wont know it cuz it only affects muggleborn and half-bloods."

Or a Ravenclaw just cant put up with the annoying students so they say theyre gonna "Hulk out" if somebody keeps talking in the library. Only for some pureblood to ask what that means and getting the response, "I will transform into a green beast to smash you into a pulp the next time someone ticks me off!!"

And soon enough all of those raised with a muggle upbringing will be in on it and feeding off of/ adding onto each others lies.

The Smartphone

Headcanon that once, a muggleborn came to Hogwarts bringing her phone, wanting to show it to her friends. But she was disappointed when she discovered that technology went haywire inside the castle. Her friends were also disappointed, but they came up with an idea.

These wizards and witches started a new magazine for the students. On the pages were the games the muggleborn had described to them. There was a page for Among Us, another for Minecraft and also pages for their own version of Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and Tumblr, all bewitched so that they could be used by the owner. In honor of the muggleborn’s device, they named the magazine, “The Smartphone”.

The pureblood Slytherins pretended to loathe The Smartphone, but secretly they used it too. The professors also pretended to be annoyed with The Smartphone, claiming that it caused their students’ grades to drop, but they too owned it.

The muggleborn and her friends, the creators of The Smartphone ended up rich when a wizarding company bought their idea and sold it to the entire wizarding community. In just a few months, the wizards too now owned smartphones.

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I still need that slinky one tho

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https://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahaspler/there-are-over-700-harry-potter-characters-and-i

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KAHOOT!!

Tis the culture of American schools. EVERYBODY becomes your enemy.👿

And NOBODY else knows the frustration of going from 1st to 15th in ONE missed question like we do!😤

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She would 😂

Luke, to Flynn: What does Julie look for in a partner?

Flynn, sick of his shit: A pulse, usually

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There Are Actresses Who Want To Stick To One Certain Way, And There Are Actors Like Me Who Want To Do

There are actresses who want to stick to one certain way, and there are actors like me who want to do a bunch of different characters. … Don’t fence me in! Don’t lock me down! I want to do different things! I don’t know who I am! - Catherine O’Hara (x)

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