Stop Everything, This Is Bitty Doing Research For His Thesis

I watched Rolie Polie Olie

so cute

I'm a little ashamed that I laughed at this

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

He’s prolly right

So imagine muggleborn figuring out that purebloods or those who are withing the wizarding community are out of touch with the muggle community to the max.

We already know they use quills and inkwells instead of pens/pencils and most technology is put of their grasps. So what if they used this realization to their advantage?

Some Slytherin kid doesnt want to go to class that day but they remember that one scene from School of Rock and tell Umbridge that they are deadly I'll with "Stickittotheman-eosis" and that it's very rare and "you wont know it cuz it only affects muggleborn and half-bloods."

Or a Ravenclaw just cant put up with the annoying students so they say theyre gonna "Hulk out" if somebody keeps talking in the library. Only for some pureblood to ask what that means and getting the response, "I will transform into a green beast to smash you into a pulp the next time someone ticks me off!!"

And soon enough all of those raised with a muggle upbringing will be in on it and feeding off of/ adding onto each others lies.