Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
You have GOT to be FUCKING KIDDING ME.
there is no way.
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY.
WHAT THE FUCK.
WHAT THE FUCK???
Once again inspired by some post I saw, but I'm too lazy to look for it
Peter Parker is so adoptable. “Oh you mean adaptable-“ NO.
First up we got the classic irondad/spiderson dynamic. ICONIC. Can have you punching wholes in the walls with the amount of FEELS and FLUFF and, of course, ANGST. 10/10, great way to get started. BUT. We’ve barely even scratched the surface.
My other personal favourite: Matt Murdock AKA Daredevil adopts Peter. Bonus points if it’s after No Way Home, the emotional hurt/comfort potential is IMMENSE. I just. I love that shit. I eat it up every time. GIMME!!!
Next up, one I did not think would work, but it ABSOLUTELY DOES: Bucky Barnes adopts Peter. Currently reading a fic called Anatomy In Reverse by pansley on ao3, and lemme tell ya im OBSESSED. I did not think there was potential there, BUT BOY WAS I WRONG. (Lovely fic, would 100% recommend it btw)
Oh and did you think Peters adoptableness only reached until the confinements of the MCU? THINK AGAIN. Cuz the Batfam is NOT ABOVE ADDING SPIDERS TO THE BATS AND BIRDS!! You think Batman has an adoption problem, you’ve clearly never seen the amount of fics of Nightwing adopting Peter. (I guess it runs in the family. Also, Dark Matter anyone??)
And these are just the ones I’ve come across! It’s like if you feel like writing parent-child dynamics in the mcu - or even outside of it, jesus! - you just get yourself a ready-to-adopt Peter Parker, maybe kill of some more of his parental figures i guess, and boom! You got yourself an adoptee!
So i just watched the first x-men movie for the first time and?? Im sorry??? Is this what a good superhero movie is like???? IS THIS WHY THE FANDOM EXIST??????
I literally couldn’t fall asleep last night because i kept thinking about it. You don’t understand, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
FUCKING FINALLY OH MY GOD
in two weeks, 911 will return... cut to: bobby rising from the grave...eddie bitch slapping tmmy and murdering him "its your funeral now, fucker! get in the casket!"
I am weird.I am here. I am in so many fandoms i honestly can’t even count it anymore. Also let’s go a-spec peeps!! Idfk what im doing
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