I'M NOT
there is an ads and it says "you haven't even sneezed yet but we already know from what" wha—
are you normal or do allergy medication advertisements make you extremely uncomfortable?
League of Villains from the Tree Village Pop-Up Shop (2023)
Summary: Too much screen time isn't good for you, so you decide to take matters into your own hands when Shigaraki is spending all day playing video games. You know just how to treat him right.
Rated: For Fuck's Sake Do Not Read This In Public You Heathen, Don’t Show Your Mom, Don’t Show Your Dad – Repent Afterwards, Amen! (Mature)
Contains: Mommy Kink, Unprotected Sex, Praise, Denial Play, Body Worship Themes, Submissive Shigaraki
MINORS DNI 🔪
Ao3: [HERE]
“Tomura –”
At the sound of your voice, Shigaraki looked up from his game to find you sprawled across his bedsheets. You sounded stern when you spoke and he realized you were scolding him for being glued to the screen again.
“Yes, (Y/n)?” If it were anyone else, he would have told them to fuck off. But not you – not his beautiful, beloved darling girl.
Your hands traveled down your body, making a show of groping your curves for him before settling on your breasts – an open invitation. “Come here, baby –” you purr, half-lidded eyes gleaming with desire. Tomura’s throat ran dry as you spread your legs. He couldn’t look away – not even the siren call of his character getting brutally murdered in-game was enough to tear his eyes away from you. Game Over. You patted the edge of the bed. “Sit right here for me, baby boy –” and he didn’t hesitate, dumping his game on the floor unceremoniously to heed your request.
The way he scrambled to please you had your heart racing. Tomura was such a precious thing – especially when he shivered beneath your touch like this. Your fingers scratched their way up the side of his neck, moving to tangle with his pretty white locks. He groaned – eyes closing as you tugged at the strands. “(Y/n)...” he begged – oh, what a lovely sound.
“Are you gonna be good for me, Tomura?” you asked, slinging your leg across his lap to straddle him beneath you. Your lips pressed against his neck – he swallowed, hard. There was nothing quite like making the big, bad Tomura Shigaraki squirm. He sputtered something incoherent and you tugged at his hair again. “Well? Use your words. If you don’t want it, I can–”
His reaction was immediate: “No! Don’t go. I’ll be good – I’ll be good!” Desperate, crimson eyes stared back at you – saturated with longing and desire. The sight brought a smirk to your lips. “Please…I wanna feel good.”
How could you refuse?
A quick shove had him falling back onto the bed – Shigaraki watched with bated breath as you crawled on top of him. Something about your eyes – the intensity and fire of them – had him feeling weak in the knees. No one else could ever treat him like this. No one would ever earn his submission like this. Only you. Whenever you got like this, he felt like he was losing his mind. One moment you were the sweet girl he’d claimed as his own, the next you had him begging and crying for the most filthy things. The thought alone was enough to make his cock rock hard.
You made quick work of his clothes, discarding them on the floor, then worked on your own. Tomura liked the lingerie you wore, so you kept your bra and stockings on – just for him. Sure enough – his lust-blown eyes honed in on your chest as soon as you took your shirt off. The way he licked his lips caught your attention. Fuck. His lovestruck admiration was making your body tingle. The man certainly knew how to make a girl feel special – Tomura was practically drooling at the sight of you. You wouldn’t deny it was one hell of a confidence boost.
The tips of your fingers brushed over his cock, barely ghosting the skin with their touch. Tomura whined, bucking his hips to chase the friction in vain. You laughed. “Easy now – there’s no rush.” Oh but there was. Your lovely boyfriend was a desperate little man and you knew it. The moment you had presented yourself, Tomura was already overcome with need. Touch was a big thing for him, after all. He had developed a habit of chasing intimacy at every opportunity and you had taken it upon yourself to teach him patience.
Some things ought to be savored.
You pumped his cock – marveling at the sweet sounds Tomura was making. He kept one of his knuckles pressed between his teeth but it did nothing to muffle his moans. “You’re so loud,” you teased. “I love it. Go on, baby – let it out.” The smooth motion of your hand on his cock and your words of encouragement made him break his inhibitions. Gasps, groans and curses poured from his lips as he thrashed on the bed, bucking his hips into your palm. Every flick of your wrist had his inching closer to release. His cock throbbed at your touch and you couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride at how easily you made him feel so good. Just as he was about to cum, you withdrew – holding your hands up.
“Fuck, no –” Tomura groaned out – giving you the nastiest, most desperate glare he could muster in his current state. It gave you immense satisfaction to see him reduced to a whining mess like this. “Please – let me finish,” he pleaded, struggling to catch his breath as you ran a single finger around the base of his shaft. “Please, please, please –” Wait for it… “Please, mommy, please –”
There it was.
“Good boy, Tomura –” you praised, leaning down to lick a single, teasing strip up the side of his cock. He groaned sweetly – tossing his head back in pure bliss as you mounted his lap. “You want me to ride you, sweet boy?” You grinded your hips against him, slicking up his cock with your own juices. If he had a response ready, it died in his throat as a loud moan took its place.
Eventually, Tomura managed to respond. “Yes, mommy, please –”
Holy shit. You didn’t think you’d be into this so much, but hearing his broken voice beg for you to fuck him was driving you crazy. He looked so hot, biting at his bottom lip to fight the urge to moan. Hair all messed up and pupils blown wide with lust. You sank down on his cock, keeping your eyes glued to his face. His expression changed – flooding with relief as you rocked your hips. You could feel him twitching inside of you, eager for release. His hands felt lonely though. Touching you was risky, but you had a system in place for that too. As soon as you got a rhythm going, you leaned forward and pinned his hands to the mattress. He kept his palms open but allowed you to grab onto them. There was something so intimate about the gesture that had him addicted to it. Tomura could only stare up at you as you rode his cock, drinking in the sight of you. Such a beautiful and amazing creature. Unafraid of his love. He watched your body move against his – noting every curve and dip of your silhouette. The lace of your bra against your skin was so tempting – so gorgeous. The fact that you kept it on for him made his heart race.
You had delayed his release – but it was still fast approaching. Your tightening cunt had him seeing stars and when you kissed his lips it was all over. You swallowed his cry of pleasure – feeling him shake and shudder as he emptied himself within you. Every buck of your hips was accompanied by a spurt of his seed, allowing you to ride out your own orgasm. In the end, you’d made quite a mess of his sheets, but it had been worth it. Ragged breathing filled the silence. Both yours and his. Your fingers brushed across Tomura’s palms as he came down from his high – you rolled off him, taking your place by his side. He cuddled closer and you wrapped your arms around him.
“Bath time,” you announced. Aftercare was important too – and you both smelled like sweat.
“Just a minute –” he said. “Let me enjoy this just a little longer.”
Alright. You could agree to that – “Cuddles and then bath.”
“Deal.”
A/N: I...I don't know what to say for myself honestly. Give me a submissive man and I lose it. I know this probably isn't everyone's cup of tea, but as a notorious switch I crave control over men.
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Dropping in to say I'm Still obsessed with a certain guy
he's hilarious
this is exactly how i discovered the title of my life - ai no kusabi
just wanted to watch some silly bl because i was 15 but ended up crying screaming etc. it's been 15 years and i still think ank is awesome
sometimes i get so invested in a snzfic i forget it's fetish fiction, and the most devestating, earth-shattering, tear-inducing, depressing scene can occur and my eyes are tearing up slightly because of the sheer angst of the situation, just to be hit with:
"W-wait... sorry, i'm... hih! I'm gonna snhh... ehhhh... [insert big long sneezing fit here]"
and it just kinda jolts me back to reality. and then when i think about it more, i'm like wow i can't believe people are jacking off while reading this TRAGEDY of a story. that's crazy. can't believe i wanted to tickle my pickle and now i'm reading about some oc's poor dead family or something
i genuinely believe majority of snzfics could be bestsellers if they reduced their word count by 20%
cmon just meet and kiss on screen already (desperately)
jokes aside, I feel so obsessed with their own lore and past outside this ship, I felt even kinda relieved when I realized how much I like them, it inspires me so much
currently thinking about their traumas and all possible ways to comfort them 24/7 waahhh
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So I’ve been joking for a while about how Inko manages to afford all of Izuku’s AM merch
But I decided to nerd out and look closer, and I’m pretty sure the only expensive piece Izuku owns is the poster he got from Sir
You might think his dorm looks absolutely stacked
but that’s only because it’s a very small room and he brought every piece he owns
If you look in his old room it’s all the same posters
so he’s owned it all for at least a few years, he’s been working up to this for god knows how many years, just to be the proud owner of 5 posters so basic even he would put tape on them
All of his figures are less than 50$
One of which he’s had since he was a child
And it doesn’t look like the other unidentified figures are anything special either(except maybe AM in his yellow suit)
Izuku only has generic fanboy shit, like maybe one of the posters is a custom but I honestly I don’t think he owns a single special anything
The dead guy poster is 100% the coolest thing he has, no wonder he’s so reverent about it 💀
As for fits this is all we’ve really seen is
So yeah Inko isn’t dropping stacks on merch, I’m pretty sure those sweaters were a 2 for 1 deal because they’re almost identical 💀
♪ Dazai and Fedor in prison ♪
*They definitely couldn't have avoided sneezing, I mean they were sitting across from each other for a long time and sneezing in front of each other was inevitable, I plan to write two parts, one with Dazai and one with Fedor, this is the first part, in this part I'll describe Fedor's sneezing.
Notes: he mentioned that he's in poor health, and sitting without fresh air in a rather cramped room has obviously crippled his already weak immune system, sorry for the long introduction, let's get started:3
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That night Fedor didn't sleep well, he felt dizzy and weak, his not sound sleep was awakened by the breakfast notification, and Dazai's ringing voice saying
<Ahhhhh~~~I don't want to get up yet.... this bed is beckoning me~ i want to sleep for 5 more minutes, plus there are no crabs, so there's even less motivation to get up for breakfast^^^^ >
His ringing voice made Fedor feel more dizzy and had a slight headache, but he found the strength to reply:
<Dazai-kun, did you know that he who rises early to God falls? (This is a russian proverb ) Apparently you don't appreciate god if you don't even try to get out of bed, you'll be out of favor unlike me. >
- Ahh.... we've already been through this Fedor-kun :<
* Dazai wrapped himself even tighter in the blanket *
- You're so lazy, and laziness is a sin.
replied Fedor.
- Who's talking about sins, Fedor-kun?
Dazai peeked out from under the blanket and gave Fedor his smile.
- Those who have done evil expect evil from others, don't you Dazai san? Kgk-kgk-kgk
*♪ Dostoevsky coughed
- Exactly🎶
Dazai said methodically
*Dazai started to eat*
- Hmmm…I'll eat it later
Said Fyodor and put his plate on the table since he had no appetite and took out a book.
*♪ Dostovesky sat reading a book and then he got a sniffle in his nose ♪
- Ha-chih.
- М? *♪ Dazai looked at him questioningly ♪
Fedor ignored his question and continued reading the book, but his nose started to twitch
- Ah...heh...ha.
He sat with his mouth open and couldn't sneeze, but the itching got worse but didn't turn into sneezing.
-Hahhhh... heh... heh... heh...
Fedor even had to stop reading and started staring at one point with a blank stare, Dazai noticed and started looking at him.
- what's going on with you? Asked Dazai
- Nothing... Ahh ... go...hehe...hehe...htz ..AHHH.
That was a false sneeze.
- Ahem...God bless you?
-Heheheh...Ah...HA-CHHHEE.
Dostoevsky sneezed very loudly without expecting it, his body treudos forward from the impulse his book fell out, Dostoevsky lost his finger under his nose and said.
- Thank you, but I'm already blessed by God.
- ♪ More like a demon ♪
* said Dazai with a smile *
Fyodor walked to pick up the book, but he was overtaken by another sneeze
- Ha...heh...ah...achhi...achhi..! Damn it.
- What ungodly words you use.
But Fedor couldn't answer because he had a seizure.
- Achhee...hee...ha...haa- Chirk...Hachik
- Apparently even demons get sick~
* said Osamu with a cheerful tone, but Fedor ignored him *
Important: Sorry, English is not my native language, I’m writing through a translator, this is my first FF, I hope it’s not that bad (I also wanted to mention that I’m from a Russian-speaking country (To be precise, I’m from Ukraine, many here speak Russian) and knowing this and the fact that Fedor is most likely Russian, I I wrote what his sneezing might sound like in Russian, I hope I was able to convey this, if you want to hear how sneezing basically sounds in Russian, then type into the translator which has a pronunciation function, <Апчхи> or <Апчи> this is how sneezing sounds and is written in Russian, This is what I tried to write in English letters
thank you very much if you read this ff, I really tried, I hope it’s not too cringe, I will improve myself~~~
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