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Rank L/&DS sneezes?

YES ABSOLUTELY 🫡

Okay my #1 is Z/ayne's (no surprise) from the catboy event but SPECIFICALLY the Japanese VA's version. His English version was really basic but this one sounds so real? And the little hitch beforehand?? What if I die!!! This also gets HUGE bonus points simply for being allergy-related (I know what I'm about okay 😼)

#2 gotta be this recent one from R/afayel simply because I gotta give credit where it's due! Like ummm he did NOT need to drag out the build up like that, but boy howdy am I glad he did 🤩

#3 is this one (skip to about 1:45) from S/ylus, which doesn't have audio but I'm soooo certain is a sneeze. Actually this would be my #2 if not for R/afayel being so Extra because S/ylus is SO fucking hot... not to mention the intimate/sexual context this happened in??? M/C stronger than me because I would've fallen to my KNEES 🫠

#4 is this one from C/aleb, which was such a surprise to get so soon after his introduction? 😳 I'm not as emotionally invested in him though so it just didn't hit the same as the others! Idk, any sneeze we get from this game is an instant blast of serotonin, someone just has to rank last 😔

I could stop here but I feel like there also needs to be some honorable mentions... specifically for this??? (skip to 0:26) It's hard to say if he does actually sneeze though... although some vanillas claim he's just really quiet (hot) (and also aligns with the one at #3) or that he almost sneezed but held it back (also hot). If I were more certain, this could be my #1 because his expression and what you can hear in his voice is WORLD ending to me 🫣

There's also another R/afayel one SOMEWHERE that I have not been able to locate again... as I recall it was a quiet little sneeze and not nearly as notable as the one I linked above so? No clue where it would fall in the lineup but it's out there I swear!!

My Caesar pencil holder, in honor of march 15th

W/riothesley is a photic sneezer send tweet

I am not okay with it😭 I started as S/ylus girlie but now I fell conflicted af about love interests in this game... What have you done, C/aleb😩

So C/aleb officially and canonically sneezing from pepper and it's not the first time main character witness it🥰

The scene starts at 4:52😋

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I think it's the sign I needed ordering my pizza and a new toy rn

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The Last Station, 2009

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