YAY :Dc Ok So Maybe- A/ether Thinking He Can't Be Allergic To Anything But He Starts Having A Reaction

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Introducing, my first Al/hai/th/am wav, and first snz vid I am making!! Thanks so much to @hachiibun for helping me bring this to life by editing everything!! (And I hope you all enjoy the funny bonuses at the end)

CW: False starts, sniffling, stifles, some nose blowing, coughing (in ending bonuses)

You, the Traveler, visit Alhaitham at his home at the insistence of Kaveh only to find him struggling after purchasing books from the House of Daena without realizing how dusty they are.

Perhaps your company might be just what helps him experience relief from his allergies.

(This is our first time trying something like this! We hope you enjoy!)

Recorded in VRChat

Actor: @alans-snz

Editor: @hachiibun

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♪ Dazai and Fedor in prison ♪

*They definitely couldn't have avoided sneezing, I mean they were sitting across from each other for a long time and sneezing in front of each other was inevitable, I plan to write two parts, one with Dazai and one with Fedor, this is the first part, in this part I'll describe Fedor's sneezing.

Notes: he mentioned that he's in poor health, and sitting without fresh air in a rather cramped room has obviously crippled his already weak immune system, sorry for the long introduction, let's get started:3

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That night Fedor didn't sleep well, he felt dizzy and weak, his not sound sleep was awakened by the breakfast notification, and Dazai's ringing voice saying

<Ahhhhh~~~I don't want to get up yet.... this bed is beckoning me~ i want to sleep for 5 more minutes, plus there are no crabs, so there's even less motivation to get up for breakfast^^^^ >

His ringing voice made Fedor feel more dizzy and had a slight headache, but he found the strength to reply:

<Dazai-kun, did you know that he who rises early to God falls? (This is a russian proverb ) Apparently you don't appreciate god if you don't even try to get out of bed, you'll be out of favor unlike me. >

- Ahh.... we've already been through this Fedor-kun :<

* Dazai wrapped himself even tighter in the blanket *

- You're so lazy, and laziness is a sin.

replied Fedor.

- Who's talking about sins, Fedor-kun?

Dazai peeked out from under the blanket and gave Fedor his smile.

- Those who have done evil expect evil from others, don't you Dazai san? Kgk-kgk-kgk

*♪ Dostoevsky coughed

- Exactly🎶

Dazai said methodically

*Dazai started to eat*

- Hmmm…I'll eat it later

Said Fyodor and put his plate on the table since he had no appetite and took out a book.

*♪ Dostovesky sat reading a book and then he got a sniffle in his nose ♪

- Ha-chih.

- М? *♪ Dazai looked at him questioningly ♪

Fedor ignored his question and continued reading the book, but his nose started to twitch

- Ah...heh...ha.

He sat with his mouth open and couldn't sneeze, but the itching got worse but didn't turn into sneezing.

-Hahhhh... heh... heh... heh...

Fedor even had to stop reading and started staring at one point with a blank stare, Dazai noticed and started looking at him.

- what's going on with you? Asked Dazai

- Nothing... Ahh ... go...hehe...hehe...htz ..AHHH.

That was a false sneeze.

- Ahem...God bless you?

-Heheheh...Ah...HA-CHHHEE.

Dostoevsky sneezed very loudly without expecting it, his body treudos forward from the impulse his book fell out, Dostoevsky lost his finger under his nose and said.

- Thank you, but I'm already blessed by God.

- ♪ More like a demon ♪

* said Dazai with a smile *

Fyodor walked to pick up the book, but he was overtaken by another sneeze

- Ha...heh...ah...achhi...achhi..! Damn it.

- What ungodly words you use.

But Fedor couldn't answer because he had a seizure.

- Achhee...hee...ha...haa- Chirk...Hachik

- Apparently even demons get sick~

* said Osamu with a cheerful tone, but Fedor ignored him *

Important: Sorry, English is not my native language, I’m writing through a translator, this is my first FF, I hope it’s not that bad (I also wanted to mention that I’m from a Russian-speaking country (To be precise, I’m from Ukraine, many here speak Russian) and knowing this and the fact that Fedor is most likely Russian, I I wrote what his sneezing might sound like in Russian, I hope I was able to convey this, if you want to hear how sneezing basically sounds in Russian, then type into the translator which has a pronunciation function, <Апчхи> or <Апчи> this is how sneezing sounds and is written in Russian, This is what I tried to write in English letters

thank you very much if you read this ff, I really tried, I hope it’s not too cringe, I will improve myself~~~

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I LOVEEEEE fontaine and its characters fr fr

infinite list of blorbos

↳ 2. tomura shigaraki from my hero academia

let the snzfics commence!

Rank L/&DS sneezes?

YES ABSOLUTELY 🫡

Okay my #1 is Z/ayne's (no surprise) from the catboy event but SPECIFICALLY the Japanese VA's version. His English version was really basic but this one sounds so real? And the little hitch beforehand?? What if I die!!! This also gets HUGE bonus points simply for being allergy-related (I know what I'm about okay 😼)

#2 gotta be this recent one from R/afayel simply because I gotta give credit where it's due! Like ummm he did NOT need to drag out the build up like that, but boy howdy am I glad he did 🤩

#3 is this one (skip to about 1:45) from S/ylus, which doesn't have audio but I'm soooo certain is a sneeze. Actually this would be my #2 if not for R/afayel being so Extra because S/ylus is SO fucking hot... not to mention the intimate/sexual context this happened in??? M/C stronger than me because I would've fallen to my KNEES 🫠

#4 is this one from C/aleb, which was such a surprise to get so soon after his introduction? 😳 I'm not as emotionally invested in him though so it just didn't hit the same as the others! Idk, any sneeze we get from this game is an instant blast of serotonin, someone just has to rank last 😔

I could stop here but I feel like there also needs to be some honorable mentions... specifically for this??? (skip to 0:26) It's hard to say if he does actually sneeze though... although some vanillas claim he's just really quiet (hot) (and also aligns with the one at #3) or that he almost sneezed but held it back (also hot). If I were more certain, this could be my #1 because his expression and what you can hear in his voice is WORLD ending to me 🫣

There's also another R/afayel one SOMEWHERE that I have not been able to locate again... as I recall it was a quiet little sneeze and not nearly as notable as the one I linked above so? No clue where it would fall in the lineup but it's out there I swear!!

i’m very nervous about posting this so please be kind! 😅 i woke up with itchy eyes and a stuffy nose so i decided to induce (ignore the bedhead lol)

by the second half of this video my nose was so itchy, but my dormmate came home so i had to stop inducing

i can post a shorter/more edited version with just the sneezes if people are interested! also sorry for the background noise, i live by a busy street

lastly, DNI if you’re a minor. this is an 18+ account and i’m an adult !!