Tiny Vergil

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

Everyone reblog this IMMEDIATELY

I promise you I am very normal about Dante saving Trish in DMC 1 even after she manipulated and betrayed him and then Trish saving Vergil as V in DMC 5 despite everything Urizen/Vergil has done.

Wanna sit in a boys lap while I read so so bad please

invincible is so peak

Yeah, seems accurate for him lol

I've been squinking a lot lately

Squink - verb. To think like a squip.