IS THAT 🙀 BMC AND DEH STAR WILL ROLAND 🙀

Found this at the mall and couldn't not think about allumos (I'm not crazy YOUR crazy)

Man remember that time Dante fought Deadpool and most of the fight consisted of them just absolutely riddling each other with bullets at point blank range and not bothering to dodge a single shot? This type of shit is exactly why you should never give immortality to stupid people.

i love saying "like that one dolphin image" or "like that one scifi city image" to describe things when talking to people irl

whenever i talk to moots i have to physically restrain myself for talking like i do with my irl friends because we speak fucking brain rot.

guys if i say what the fart or call u alpha ignore it please please please please plea

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

you punch nazis!

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