I Need Will Roland To Cover Every Song That Has Ever Existed Actually

Yes, and then I will be you

I'm getting closer😈

ohh nooo what're you gonna do, eat me? you gonna tear open my supple flesh with your teeth? gonna lovingly peel the meat off my bones and get blood and saliva everywhere? gonna snap open my ribcage to dig deeper inside me? gonna eat me? ooouhh im so scareddd. bitch

long distance friendships

7 year old

LAUREN AND JOE HAD THEIR BABY OH MY GODDDDD

the og has graced me from the ass crack of hell/pos

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

Hello everyone, this isn't my usual type of post but I'm in quite a shitty situation I fear...so I'm opening emergency commissions! Please read below but mind the TW!

If you're interested, DM me here, or on Twitter @asmodiiya

type of shit i do instead of reviewing for finals

The fact that tumblr is my primary social media is proof that I’m far gone

me whenever something happens