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dante isn't stupid guys.. yea he does fool around a lot prob to feel/appear more confident/unfazed or to cope with emotions or whatever but...

he's actually a quick thinker (you can see that in battles), and he easily figures out what's going on and who's his enemy (uhh we just ignore how he didn't recognize nelo angelo for so long... he probably couldn't believe his brother could be alive) and he picks up on new battle styles very fast (altho well its probably some demon power stuff but whatever), and he kinda acts almost like a pi in some arcs?

also most of the lines that appear when you interact with objects (at least in dmc1 and dmc3 for what i've experienced personally) look like that's his thoughts! and he's quite calm and sensible on the inside, and he also seems interested in symbolic meanings of all the statues and pictures and stuff (kinda reminds me of how vergil/v is interested in poetry), and he also seems interested in books/logs in the castle and he even flips through them to figure out what this rooms purpose was

so uhh... that was a lot of barely coherent thoughts my conscience is mildly decaying but what i wanted to say plss dante is NOT dumb he's acting silly and maybe he's a bit weird/eccentric at times, esp when interacting with others but he's not stupid (or at least i think so) !!

i just saw people who portray him totally braindead and uhhh 🤕 well ig its fine its just jokes i do sometimes joke about how he's silly too

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Man remember that time Dante fought Deadpool and most of the fight consisted of them just absolutely riddling each other with bullets at point blank range and not bothering to dodge a single shot? This type of shit is exactly why you should never give immortality to stupid people.

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