Weirdthinginthecorner - Weird Coner Monster

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

Sigh- was it the joker?

villains stop pushing me to being evil challenge: impossible

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

I had a dream were chilchuck gave me an egg thing, it tasted so fucking good to.

Ok I think I’m too far gone. I had a dream where izutsumi was demanding I eat better in a gift shop connected to what seemed like some sort of dark iron dwarf raid entrance. I know “haha watching/reading dungeon meshi makes the characters pop up in your head and tell you to eat better” is the funny joke around here, but were you gits not 100% joking or something? Am I just looking too much into a random dream? (Probably)

thinking about the way marcille hold him like a cat. pathetic wet kitten. baby.

but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

Found this at the mall and couldn't not think about allumos (I'm not crazy YOUR crazy)