I Got That Dog In Me I Got That Godzilla In Me.

my hungry ass could never work at a mental institution

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

Dude someone needs to revive the invincible fandom right NOW there’s no way there’s 3 fanfics on Mark Grayson???? All by the same person????? You guys have until February 6 count your motherfucking days

me when i find out a game has object physics

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

yahhoooo!!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍻

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

Hello, I hope you and your family are well. Can you please help me recycle the post on my account? 🌺 And help rescue my family from the war in Gaza? 🙏 Thank you.

https://gofund.me/198b6d57

Im dumb and don't know what recycle post means😮‍💨😔. But! Everyone should go to this person's account and donate! If unable to, reblog to find ppl that can. Hope I'm helping! Stay safe😊.