Weirdthinginthecorner - Weird Coner Monster

So I decided to read Book of Bill and managed to finish right before the countdown ended

deletes don’t count. this is how long you’ve known about/been part of this website. if you left and came back say when you made your first blog even if you no longer have access to it (but also tell me how long you were gone for because i’m nosy like that)

me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post

yeah we gay Bottom text

concept: all normal checkouts are replaced with self-checkouts but instead of losing their jobs the cashiers now get to sit on top of lifeguard chairs and periodically throw wine glasses at me like dracula while i buy my goods

“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

Today seems like a good day to post this meme I made

if man could eat brick, one could eat you out of house and home. then you'd have to lay down very sour grout or something to deter people

ehehehe •3• (the squip will officiant the marriage)

silly computer, do u accept my marriage proposal ? 💍💒🙏

No???