so I was just watching Hannibal (the movie not the show thank god) and my mom looks at me and says You know how chicken legs taste different then chicken thighs? And so I was like yeah? Not knowing where this was going So she continues saying Do you think cannibals have a preferred body part? And so of course I looked it up and when I didn’t find anything my sister from across the room just looks up and says Cannibalism who?
procedurally generated chess pieces
stopping at that funky little truck stop on my way back from college to buy myself another metal as fuck mug with a dragon for a handle
look at this shit
BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig
when i started fantasy high i thought i’d relate to fig the most but here i am with the little goblin man.
Paint me like one of your French girls
i was handcrafted by god (she/her) to be and only to be some five year old kid’s imaginary friend.
i’m not cut out for the real world.
i can’t do this shit anymore.
breaking bad au where instead of meth theyr making fursuits
let the soft animal of your body KILL KILL ATTACK KILL WITH YOUR TEETH RIP IT WITH YOUR TEETH YOUR TEETH
“Names are like moms with sprinklers”
-my mother misreading a sign that said “Nanas are like moms with sprinkles”
ofmd spoilers
The parallel of Ed saying he could fake his death. And also that scene where he said he’d thought he’d have a cooler death than this. “Like being eaten by a tiger…”
And Stede faking his death with a jungle cat.
. YEEt! this is turning into a fandom page check out my other blog reblogs-we’ll-shit-were-doomed for. well. reblogs
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