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is this loss

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

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there are two things that made me what i am today. both pieces of literature. both read in sixth grade. one, an extensive published series spanning over nine books and hundreds of chapters all written by the accredited author james patterson. the other, a gravity falls fanfiction that taught me what the tag lemon means

they had the perfect opportunity to have benedict cumberbatch as doctor strange say “no shit, sherlock”, but they had him say “no shit, genius” instead. i’m appalled.

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The parallel of Ed saying he could fake his death. And also that scene where he said he’d thought he’d have a cooler death than this. “Like being eaten by a tiger…”

And Stede faking his death with a jungle cat.

Ryan fucking Bergara, who usually murmurs “I am not my fear, I am stronger than my fear” during paranormal investigations, really just investigated the whole goddamn hobo hill house on his own while eating microwaved popcorn. What a character developement, to be honest.

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every night i have a battle with my reflection over whether or not i’m going to brush my teeth. and every night i do. out of pure spite. you want me to brush my teeth so fucking badly. fine. fine you motherfucker. i will. because i’m not a pus-