“Even When I Was Making Things That Made Me Happy, I Was Susceptible To Other People’s Energy Who

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

dustin really went from having no dad to one dad to two dads all within the span of like 2 years

Suga: Daichi, you're bleeding! Quick! What's your type?

Daichi: Oh, uh-Silver haired...a setter..beautiful..an angel...

Suga, blushing: Your blood type!

Daichi: Oh...

Daichi: Red?

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Asahi: Nishinoya, you're bleeding! Quick, what's your blood type?

Nishinoya: How would I know??

Asahi, panicking: How would you not??

Nishinoya: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discover of blood groups??

Ashai:

Asahi: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them??

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Yamaguchi: Tsuki, you're bleeding! Quick, what's your blood type?

Tsukishima, groaning: ..b..positive..

Yamaguchi, panicking: I'M TRYING!

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

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colson stands up for you after he’s seen too much.

wc: 3.1k

warning: abusive bf (i go into detail like its bad im warning you)

might write a part two later if yall want

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Y/n: Why are there little handprints burns all over the walls?

Dabi: *whispering* Why are there little handprints burns all over the walls?

Toddler Dabi's and Y/n's son: *whispering* Because I have little hands.

Dabi: Because he has little hands.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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𝑩𝑳𝑶𝑶𝑫𝒀 𝑽𝑨𝑳𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑵𝑬 💘💀

Snk characters as replies to this tweet (pt. 1 maybe?)

Y/n: For once I want to be fucked by something that isn’t my life.

Dabi: Well girl do I have an offer for you.