i believe i am a visionary (not really)
my boys
listen, I’m a nice person. so if I’m bitch to you, you need to ask yourself
Nah… look at them 😪
“One day the sadness will end.
But I don’t think today’s the day.”
David Lynch
a/n: im gonna expand on this soon. part 2
You’ve been at Nekoma High for approximately two weeks when Kuroo finds you sitting under the bleachers in the basketball team’s main gym, chocking on your sobs. Coincidentally, you’ve also been the manager of the boys’ volleyball team for about a week.
Kuroo likes to think that even though your time at Nekoma has been short, he’s got you figured out. Keyword: likes to think.
By some miracle, you’d ended up in his and Yaku’s class, sitting diagonally from him and to the left of Yaku. A stroke of luck; well, that’s how he sees it, anyway.
He’d raced to get you involved with the volleyball team after he’d heard you mention to Yaku how you were fairly close to the volleyball team at your previous school. And he’d managed to get you to agree, though Yaku had almost slapped his soul out of his body because “She’s been here for two days, do you ever shut up about having a manager?”. But hey, you hadn’t minded.
Keep reading
old married couple looking at their kids playing
━━━━━ reaction to their s/o being suggestive
ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀꜱ: oikawa tooru, miya atsumu, kageyama tobio, sugawara koushi, and kozume kenma
ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: suggestive themes
ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: basically their reaction when they asked their s/o what they want to eat and they reply with “you” because i’m a pervy little shit :D
‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊ · 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊
━━ ᴏɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ
→ he is shookth. when did his precious angel get such a dirty mouth?
→ i mean, he can’t blame you though. oikawa knows he’s yummy as fuck but what the hell?
→ when it first escaped your pretty little lips and got processed into his mind, he was blanking out. red blush almost covering his face as he tried to cover it up with fake confidence.
→ after that, oikawa has never been the same.
→ sometimes he’s awake at 3 am thinking back to that moment. oikawa is having an existential crisis and thinks that aliens abducted you and replaced you with a clone!
‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊ · 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊
━━ ᴀᴛꜱᴜᴍᴜ
→ he’s a pouty baby at first!
→ atsumu was supposed to be the confident and suggestive one in the relationship! so why did you uno-reverse card his ass like that?
→ he just didn’t expect it so he just short-circuited. he’s also a shy and blushy baby after that.
→ he’ll give you a point for your witty reply but watch out, he’ll have his revenge! and it’ll be dirtier so yeah
→ “sooo, you’re gonna give me head or nah?”
‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊ · 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊
━━ ᴋᴀɢᴇʏᴀᴍᴀ
→ what have you done?!
→ poor baby just blew a fuse and i think he’s having a stroke! his face is all red and his body just sat up straight and he’s staring blankly at thin air!
→ kageyama would stand up and walk out your shared home with a blank red face. it was really concerning. he wasn’t even responding to your calls.
→ when he comes back, he has already collected his thoughts and would have a properly rehearsed reply for you.
→ “only if i can eat you too”
→ you did not expect that kind of response!
‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊ · 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊
━━ ꜱᴜɢᴀᴡᴀʀᴀ
→ this dude is freaky. you can’t change my mind. it’s just hidden because of his pretty face but he’s a freak in the sheets.
→ when you replied, he just stared at you for a moment then giggled like you just didn’t say something suggestive.
→ suga was smiling at you so innocently that you’re scratching your head like, “what?”
→ then he hits you with a, “sure baby. you’re really getting good at giving head too”
→ you: 👁👄👁
‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊ · 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊
━━ ᴋᴇɴᴍᴀ
→ kenma.exe has stopped. please restart.
→ but for real though, he just stopped and looked at you. his usual half-lidded eyes was slowly widening.
→ he was looking around awkwardly and playing with his fingers, not knowing what to say.
→ but when he finally calmed down and took a deep breath, baby just really took a deep breath in front of you.
→ he would look at you straight in the eyes and say, “i always knew you were freaky like that”
‧̍̊˙· 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊ · 𓆝.° 。˚𓆛˚。 °.𓆞 ·˙‧̍̊
machine gun kelly goes undercover xx