Remus: *stands Up And All Of His Joints Make Horrifying Noises*

Remus: *drinks tea and immediately burns his tongue*

Sirius: Do you need me to kiss it better? Because I will.

Remus Lupin is cigarette burns in knitted jumpers, tea stained journals, mismatched socks, late night study sessions and unfinished poety about the stars

“sirius would be the talker and remus would be the listener”

in public yes

in private, when remus was comfortable, he would talk to sirius for hours. about his books, or something he saw in the halls, or just anything, and sirius would sit there, just staring at the way remus smiles and how he talks with his hands, absolutely smitten

🌟

Sirius and Regulus arguing...

Sirius: Oh yeah? I bet you still sleep with that stupid rat stuff toy.

Regulus: Algernon is A MOUSE! And at least I don't use 10 bottles of hairspray every morning!

Sirius: Oh fuck you. At least my hair looks fabulous

Regulus: At least my curls are natural.

Sirius: *gaaasssp*

Everyone: 😶😶😶

James: Oh snap

Ok but what if Remus was a pirate and stole noble Sirius' most valuable possession... So Sirius goes to hunt him down... But then they fall in love

fic: The Serpent and the Viper on Ao3

I need art, I need affection, I need passion, I need rawness, I need stability, I need honesty, I need connection, I need communication, I need love.

I need you to understand that when I say "comments are appreciated!" I mean that I will reply to every one of them. I mean that an email with an ao3 notification has a higher priority than a message from my mother. I mean that I will have entire discussions in the comment section if you're up for it. Message me on tumblr and I will have the same discussions on an even more unhinged level. I will dissect entire personalities and ships and fictional political structures and worldbuilding with you. I will become your new best friend. You already ARE my new best friend. At the last battle, I would raise Anduril and say "For my ao3 readers" while a single tears rolls down my cheek, and dive into the fray. I would upload from beyond the grave if someone asked about the next chapter

friendly reminder that sirius chased his own tail and jumped at pigeons as padfoot because it made harry laugh