Just Need To Let Out Some Not So Family Friendly Thoughts

I love buggy being the lil bitch he is ❤️

A TASTE ~ BUGGY

a sequal to sweetness!

LA!buggy x fem!reader

warnings ! : oral(fem!receiving), but not a whole lot of detail, lots of talk abt boobs, buggy being a menace, fluff, silence by the use of panties.

Nattie speaks: I’ve realized that the reader is a bit of a bimbo so enjoy that!!

DESPITE THE CLOWNS FUSSY behavior you’d managed to lay him against bowl of soapy water, allowing the beauty and mess of his blue locks to soak. Your gentle hands massaged his scalp with the ‘girly’ smelling shampoo that buggy continuously complained about. The only thing that shut him up was when you fed him an apple slice or scratched a specific spot that had him growing goosebumps on his body somewhere far away.

Every second he grumbled, saying that this was stupid despite how much his complied with everything you ask for. It made you smile, even if he was being a pain you adored the feeling of taking care of someone and giving them relaxing treatment. “Look at you’re hair!” You giggled as it began take form when the conditioner was rung out of it. “All of this is natural?”

“What, did you think I dyed my hair?” The clown retorted back, “Give me a slice.” You wiped the water onto the mini towel placed on your thigh, reaching over to grab the last slice. You brung it up to his open mouth, giggling as he dramatically chomped down on the fruit. “This is all natural, baby.”

You blushed at the nickname, carefully lifting his head and placing it onto the towel. “Well, you have beautiful hair, Buggy, you should let it rest from that bandana.” You nodded towards the striped fabric that was soaking in a separate pool of water and soap. Your worked on tying up his hair in the towel, removing all the blue pieces from his greasy painted face.

“Thanks, sweetness.” He smiled tenderly, making your stomach flutter. Was it bad that you were getting attracted to this clown, absolutely. The guilt was weighing you down a little, but he made you feel so warm that you hardly cared. You stood from the bed, walking to the small vanity and picking up your hair brush. The clown whistled lowly, eyes staring directly at your ass, he bit his lip as you turned around in confusion. “Y’know, I may just be a head but my mouth can work wonders, sweetness.”

You giggled, face flushed in a pink hue. “You sure have a way with words, Buggy.” You mumbled releasing his hair from the towel and bringing him onto your lap.

“Hey, I’m serious, just give me five minutes and I bet I can make you cum.”

“Buggy.”

“What, has my sweetness never had her cunt eaten?” Buggy teased as you ran the hair brush through his hair, your face now painted a bright red. You stayed silent, eyes instead working on brushing at the blue locks, until he turned his head around. “You’ve had any man eat you out, sweetness?” His tone was soft, but such menacing message behind his question.

You shook your head and rolled your eyes, “Just, let me brush your hair—“

“Let me get a taste.” He quipped back, his voice still low but sharp, he was demanding you and despite just being a head, he was intimidating. You would be lying if you were to reject his offer and ignore the wetness that began to soak your panties.

You let out a heavy sigh, placing the hairbrush onto the floor. “Fine.” Buggy’s wicked smirk only widened, lust hungry eyes staring back at you. “Just—don’t be mean.”

“Aww, I’ll treat you like a queen, sweetness.” He cooed, placing a soft kiss on you knee. “Lay back.” You gently took him in your hands, laying against the fluffy pillow and spreading your legs. He observed with an approving nod, “Take off your shorts and your pretty panties.” You swallowed thickly, following his orders at a slow pace. He could only watch with hungry eyes. “There ya’ go.”

The clown wasn’t lying, he mouth definitely could work wonders, not even waiting before he bounce of your stomach and took his spot between your legs. His round nose a perfect stimulate for your clit while his tongue fucked your hole mercilessly. He was just, perfect. You felt like an idiot, just a lonely girl who chased after the littlest bit of attention because you were horny and desperate for love. Fuck—you nearly kissed Luffy when he offered you a spot on the ship but soon realized that the boy was far to innocent for any of the services you could provide.

And now, on the same ship your getting your cunt eaten by the enemy, the severed head of the fuckin’ enemy. It couldn’t get any more pathetic then that, and you could’ve cared if he wasn’t making your pretty pussy feel so good. His groans when you occasionally tugged at the loose, blue locks vibrated against you. The pleasure that shot through you as your hips bucked and rubbed against his nose. It was all giving you more reasons to kiss his feet when he got his body back.

Your back arched, grip on his hair painfully tight, eyes screwed shut and mouth dropped open in a ‘o’ shape. Your hand came up to muffle the noise, unable to hold back and you came hard. Thighs beginning to shut around his head, but before you trap him he chuckled.

“Look at you.” He muttered, a hot, yet condescending tone teasing you. “Such a pretty little thing.”

“Fuck, Buggy.” You laid against your elbows, looking down at the man, taking notice of the absolute mess you’d made on his face and sheets. You sighed, grabbing him and sitting on your knees. “Look at what I did.”

“No, look at what I did, sweetness.” His wicked smile dripped red with your juices, “Bet you’ve never felt like that, god I wish you didn’t quiet down those pretty noises.”

You huffed, running your thumb across his cheek. “I ruined your makeup.”

“I just gave you the best orgasm of your life, made you cum all over the sheets and your worried about my makeup?” He raised a brow, rough voice filled with confusion. “Fuck, sweetness, you really are somethin’”

“Oh, shut it.” You rolled your eyes, slipping on your shorts and reach for one the mini towels you were using earlier. With the last bit of water you had left you dampened the cloth and walked back to the bed.

“Don’t go all mean on me, sweetness, I thought we had something goin’ on!” He whined, watching as you reached for the pair of panties you’d taken off earlier. “What—what are you doing?”

“I said shut it, Buggy.” You shoved the balled up fabric into his mouth, temporarily muting him besides the muffled shouts of protest when you begun to wipe away his makeup. A mix of blue and red stained the towel as you gently swiped at his eyes. It revealed all his natural features, the imperfections and stubble he hid under all the paint. You’d never been so close to his face, so attentive, it made you take notice of multiple things. Like his blue lashes, so long and pretty that you could only envy them. You chuckled, “So, all the hair on your body is blue.”

He grumbled, “Uhghgh.” His words completely unintelligible, though his eye roll was enough of an answer for you.

“I have my own makeup, I’m just freshening you up, baby.” You said softly gently lifting his head to wipe down his neck, “Hey, you have an earrings.” You noticed, lifting from the bed, tossing the used rag in a small basket in the corner of your room. “Never noticed that.” You got some sort of jumbled words in response as you collected a few brushes and a pallet of face paint. “Did you cry when you got ‘em pierced, I bet you cried?” You teased, wetting the brush on your tongue before dipping into the greasy blue makeup. Before you could even trace out a shape he slapped away you wrist using his nose, letting out another string of muffled words.

Finally, you pulled the panties out from his mouth, awaiting a lecture as he swallowed back some drool. “Make sure you get the shapes right, the triangles on my eyes can’t be too big, and you gotta do the cross bones first.”

“Alright, alright.” You set down the brush and reached for a thinner brush, doing the same in wetting with your tongue before dipping into the white paint.

“That’s definitely unsanitary.”

“You just had my panties shoved in your mouth, baby, don’t wanna hear nothin’ about unsanitary out of you.” You still and precise hands work carefully in creating a good enough shape. The clown hummed in response, no argument slipping past his lips, just silently appreciating your closeness. You warm breath fanning against his cheek, and god, again with your beautifully sculpted breasts.

“You really do have nice tits, y’know.” Buggy commented gently, “Can I lay between them when we cuddle tonight?” He teased.

“Sure.” You replied casually, filling in the outline of triangles on his eyes with a concentrated look.

“Thanks, sweetness, you’re a doll.”

“Yeah, of course!” You smiled, proudly admiring the symmetrical shapes you’d made. “You’re gonna look gorgeous after this, Buggs, I swear.”

“Was I not gorgeous before?” He quipped back, a tinge of sass lacing his voice as you giggled.

“You were definitely gorgeous before, baby.”

He scoffed, hoping the blush heating his face wasn’t noticeable, praying that you focused more on the face painting then the tint of pink on the tip of his ears. “Yeah, that’s what I thought.” You finished just a few minutes after, putting everything back in its place and letting out a yawn. As you laid onto the bed you let out a sigh of content, muscles relaxing against the mattress. The clown cleared his throat, “Waiting for my pillows, sweetness.”

You chuckled, placing him flat into your cleavage, cushiony enough for him to get comfortable. You shut your eyes, head tilting to side tiredly, you were on the brink of sleep when you felt a ticklish sensation on your tits. Then a a warm, wet swipe following after. You squealed, giggles tumbling out your mouth. “Buggy!” He was leaving soft kisses and licks on whatever bit of skin he could reach. “Go to sleep.”

“Okay, okay, no need to yell.” He nuzzled his face into your chest, letting out a dramatic sigh and closing his eyes. “Goodnight, sweetness.”

“Goodnight, Buggy.”

“MOTHERFUCKER.” YOU MUMBLED UNDER your breath, staring at the purple bruise that was left on side of your boob. “Buggy!” You tugged the blanket off his head, not caring about the fact you that you were half naked. The whole purpose of him being covered being thrown out the window and into the ocean. “What is this?”

“That’s a hickey, sweetness.”

“No shit, you can’t be leaving marks on me like this, or else.” You pointed a threatening finger at him, though your soft tone barley even phased him.

“Or else what.”

“I’m giving you to Zoro for the rest of the journey.” You shoved a tank top over your head as Buggy frowned.

“No, sweetness, you wouldn’t do that!” He whined, nervously chuckling. “I was just having some fun, y’know, and I’m sorry, I’ll never do that again, unless you want me to. Please, find it in you to forgive me, I swear I—“

THIS TOOK SO LONG AHH

I’m sorry for leaving y’all hanging, but here’s just a lil sum sum🤭. Maybe a part 3 for when they get to Arlong island and Buggy dips?

I'M GONNA DIE THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN

HERE IT'S THE COMPLETE COMIC WITH THE LAST COUPLE OF PAGES

The author is nomino rice 😊❤️

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

hawk's eyes

my qualifications of being a girlfriend (pan / poly / no gender preference)

PROS

i am a girl

likes girls too

(that can be something both of us can relate to if u like girls)

i like cute things

i give nice hugs

love sending cute or random goofy photos

i love sending random "haha us" posts

will brag about you

will always be happy to have your attention

know how to cook water 💃🏼

CONS

i sometimes forget you exist but come back like time didn't pass at all

usually busy staring at my wall

yaps too much

a nerd

a stupid nerd

time zone problems most likely

i whine too much

demands attention and gets sad and will sulk at a corner when not given attention

i am convinced... i regret talking shit about clip studio... turns out it was just skill issues...

(pls don't save my art :'))

Im gonna pull a keria and ace my second sem with the power of sleep token

Don't ask me for relationship advice cause I'll tell you to kill him

Remember all you. THIS is the post that triggered Rita's ban.