It Would Only Magnify His Already Existing Emotion Instability. Poor Sqq Would Soon Also Be Brought To

im so obsessed with cumplane dynamic, theyre soulmates, theyre enemies, theyre eat others worst nightmares, theyre equally obsessed w/th each other, theyre divorced but also theyre old married couple. imagine ur watching sqq interact w/th sqh and like sqq is so aloof that he rarely lets ppl touch him and sqh is just hanging off his arm and laying directly across him and kissing him and sqq has massive rbf and everytime u think that sqq had enough and is gonna hit him, it doesn't happen!

id die, id go home, id sob, everyone has to settle for headpats and sqh over here is getting the full spa treatment

By now I’m so used to conventions I forget what it was like the first time. I went to J-popcon last weekend with my sister and law, her 11 years old son and his best friend. None of them had ever been to a con before and they all had a great time but also got a culture shock or two.

My sister in law at one point said “It’s amazing how these things you never really see out on the street gets to blossom here. People just being unapologetically themselves, girls dressed as boys, boys dressed as girls, trans people. Everyone is welcome here. I love it!”

And the two boys looked up at her and then at the people around them like it never crossed their minds. It legit never bothered or confused them and it only occurred to them that oh yeah people are indeed dressing however they want here. They just thought of it as a lot of cool costumes.

My very polite nephew had to cross a small comfort zone when he realized the only bathroom available was a women’s bathroom that had been turned into a unisex bathroom for the day (the men’s bathroom had been turned unisex for the staff). He went in and immediately came back out and said “There are girls in there” and his mom had to tell him “That’s okay. That’s how it is here” so I went in with him and showed him that some of the girls were boys cosplaying as girls and pointed out a big tall guy with a full beard who was waiting in line. My nephew got over it real quick after that. Turned out he just didn’t want to be the only boy in there.

My sister in law has already decided on her costume for next year and my brother has dropped some pretty big hints that he wants to come too.

aww this is so cute!

Head Canon that Interpeak relations in Cang Qiong mountain was bad until the Peak Lords witnessed the broship of Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua

Before SQQ's qi deviation, the peak lords only communicate during meetings, and these meetings are mostly called by the then only transmigrator—SQH.

You think LQG and QQQ are close? No. They hate the same person but in different ways. They don't really talk about it together. MQF is a natural worrywart, but is not really friendly. Don't get me started with YQY, who is only irritatingly diplomatic (I get SJ's irritation tbh) but aloof.

Since the immortal alliance incident, the peak lords notice Shang Qinghua's often visitation to the grieving Shen Qingqiu. "What a nice martial brother." So they do the same, bringing SQQ gifts and kind words. Sometimes they catch one another in the Bamboo House, so SQH urges them to stay and have tea with Shen Shixiong. The more the merrier, he says. "What a good philosophy!"

Inevitably, they notice their deep friendship. How bizarre. None of them are friends on such a level. Maybe they should befriend neighboring peaks? An Ding and Qing Jing are geographically close, maybe that's why they're such besties.

During stuffy meetings, the two would giggle on their own musings, speaking the language they developed on their own (that's what besties do, right?). That alone would subtly break the tension.

When SQH leads the meeting, SQQ would raise his hand to insert unnecessary but funny quips, leading them to think that perhaps they can put fun in work.

When a peak lord is angry at something (like overwork or personal issues) SQH and SQQ would approach them after the meeting to ask them for more details. They hear them call it "bestie debriefing" or "juicy tea" whatever that is. Communicating with this peak lord in this way improves the situation more often than not. The angry peak lord (usually WQW or MQF) would also feel better for the attention.

The book always shows SQH and LQG visiting the bamboo house but not the other way around, so it looks like the Bamboo house has become a cafe of some sort. Other peak lords visit Shen Qingqiu to "check up on his emotional and physical constitution", and end up talking about books, beasts, rumors—anything fun, really. SQH now calls it the Bamboo Café, the others secretly and sappily calls it the House of Friends. (SQQ and SQH found out about it and they both cringed. But hey, they love their martial siblings)

When I think of death, I imagine a quiet darkness and the warmth and safety of a mother’s womb. I like to believe that when we die, we simply become glowing souls put in the sky as stars, left to rest until put back on Earth. When I think of death, I want to sleep forever and never wake up. #darkness #sleepingsouls #stars #death #peace #peaceful

wowow https://www.instagram.com/p/BtrFpqpHkLu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1115dk18ne1ek

Yue Qingyuan is a master of reframing. Unfortunately for the rest of CQM, he is both their leader and head of HR.

(Thanks to @gaywarcriminals for the input!)

interwebs

i'm days late to this meme but i wasn't feeling good so pretend i posted this earlier than i did thank youuuu

I left a comment on a cumplane fic earlier about how Shang Qinghua deserves to suffer (context was that he was suffering from getting a surplus of affection fyi the comment was obviously a compliment) and the author was like, “what did my husband ever do to you?” Be blorbo snapped obviously. We gotta put him through Situations ™ as a treat. It’s what we deserve 🙂‍↕️✨

cumplane past relationships

okay but why is cumplane knowing each other in their past lives so cute, like genuinely? maybe its the usual case of "cucumber finds out that airplane is struggling to afford rent and food and so offers financial support so he can get his story back on track" or maybe its one of those "they don't even know the other's online pen and they're acting as completely normally non-NEET friends" or even "they've been friends from the start and cucumber rags on airplane's writing but reads it anyway before he posts just so he can be the first to comment his criticism" or some shit. I dunno.

like if Fanon (I think it's Fanon) of sqh using cucumber bro's comments as a model for his creation of mobei-jun and falling in love with that or sqq falling in love with binghe because he's a more beefed-up reflection of sqh, LIKE HELLO?

I sometimes imagine a world in which they knew each other a little better and were just on the precipice of something more and then. died. and then sqh grows up in this world and mobei-jun reminds him so strongly of a-yuan and... then his villain becomes weird??? wtf?? and more like his old crush from his old world???? and then somehow they meet each other BEFORE lbh goes into the abyss

and theres this whole developing story where they figure it out and pick right back where they left off after a bit of awkwardness, and finally manage to get over that hill from their past life and the peak lords are like "what" because this hsit just got weirder

She’s so cute but why oh why did my dad let her out dressed like this? 🤦🏾‍♀️ #terriblechoices #uglyoutfit #mismatching #dancing #cutie