*adds Some Yummy Treats Into The Box To Make Your Kidnapping Experience Gourmet*

i peaked at six years old when i went up to my mom and told her i wanted to get pregnant by a girl and not a boy. she said it's not possible so i sobbed until i passed out

cha cha real smooth

Frank Paton - Witness my Act and Deed (1882)

isn't it enough that i am sexy and smart? i have to be good at math too? bitch

astigmatism representation is now on the 2025 bingo card

@dosa-sambhar blaming oppressed people SC/ST/OBC is easier than blaming the government. you can kill oppressed people, but you can't kill the government.

repeat after me: caste reservations are not the problem, the lack of government colleges and seats is.

very cat. much purrs

when i was six i wholeheartedly believed that surgeons eat human organs, which was what they were cutting people open for

the fact that the british colonized india for the spices but never learnt how to use them just shows what big losers they are. wdym you can kill and hurt millions but can't make a good butter chicken? Under the influence of your false superiority you only learned to destroy but not to create.

assuming both partners have fully developed frontal lobes, what is an appropriate age gap (i am asking in context of my parents)