Why-must-i - 90% Badly Timed Drug Jokes

at precisely 3:06 am on a tuesday, i awoke to a rustling sound in my room. i sat up in my bed and turned on the lights to see tony nominated actor mike faist huddled in the corner of my room, chewing on one of my shirts. i looked away in shock and when i looked back, he disappeared

Jared, apologizing: .. – / … — .-. .-. -.–

Evan: What's that?

Jared: remorse code

Evan: I'm even angrier at you now

this is what it’s like inside my brain

people who obsessively wear “normal people scare me” shirts are usually like the most average people you’ll ever meet 

He looks so confused at the beginning oh my

Tsukishima: *scores a point*

Yamaguchi: *runs across the ocean*

Yamaguchi: *parichutes off several buildings*

Yamaguchi: *breaks a window*

Yamaguchi: nICE TSUKKI

Angry DEH fans: 😤😤😤😤 EVAN WAS STRAIGHT!!!! HE CANONICALLY LIKES ZOE!!!1!1!1! THEY END UP TOGETHER!!!!1!1!1! THERE'S NO WAY HE WOULD LIKE CONNOR!!!!😡😡😡 NOT🙅🙅‍♂️ GAY!!!1! 👏👏👏

Me a bisexual: I'm gonna tell you something that's gonna blow your fucking mind

man bun mike being adorable (X)

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