Tsukishima: *scores A Point*

okay but i guarantee you slytherin upperclassmen are the nicest upperclassmen ever (within their own house of course)

dont have any more ink? lily in sixth year has some that turns misspelled words red so mcgonagall wont take points off

cant figure out the cheering charm and flitwick’s quizzing you on it after lunch? you can test it on me, my roommates great with countercharms just in case

gryffindors been bullying you? the prefects will be glad to ambush them and dock obscene amounts of points

guess who go a care package from home? the entire house practically bc emily from fifth year’s mom makes the best cookies you will ever have in your life and her mom cant bake enough

fifth years risking being late to their own classes bc the firsties havent gotten the hang of the castle yet

magic maps that outline the best paths to each class that are handed down to the incoming first years 

cant seem to stop blowing up your cauldron and snape’s face is a permanent look of hatred? there’s an empty potions room on the third floor and we do friday night tutorings

i just

upperclassmen taking care of the underclassmen

I’m sorry if someone has already posted this, but I just thought everybody needed to see it. as soon as possible.

US: What does it take to be your friend?

River Phoenix: Time.

[US Magazine, 1991]

“fucking leftists and their victim complexes anyway here’s five paragraphs about why christians are the most oppressed group in america”

nobody did it so i did it

MIKE FAIST WITH A BUN REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

Clear: we have ways of making people talk *pulls out a knife* Clear: *pulls out an apple* by giving them fresh apple slices