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new year resolution

not give up on hope that my otps will become canon this year

WAIT

There was a post circulating a couple of days ago about Jared feeling guilty about the last words he says to Connor.

In the show, sincerely me reprise happens over skype. He says he’s going to hang out with his “real friends” but there’s an extreme lack of his friends being mentioned.

What if after Evan nixed the insanely cool Jared kleinman email, he finished it anyway and saved it. Not for them to use but so that he felt a little less guilty because this is him wanting to be friends with Connor. Wishing he were.

Not saying that the kid never did anything wrong, people do a lot of things to cope when their parents don’t believe them about their mental illnesses. They hide behind drugs or music…

Or mean words.

Just imagine Jared singing

“All that it takes is a little re-in-vention.

It’s easy to change cause I gave it my a-tten-tion.

What I wish I did, was make him believe he could be who he wanted to be.

Sincerely,

miss you dearly.

Sincerely Me.”

And closes the laptop and walks offstage.

idk why i decided to make this but im very glad i did

Everything about this is perfect

we built this city

fanon connor: flowing locks, perfect makeup, wears flawless nail polish and chokers, is grunge in a cool way canon connor: punches a wall in half, greasy hair, hasn’t slept or showered for days

okay but i guarantee you slytherin upperclassmen are the nicest upperclassmen ever (within their own house of course)

dont have any more ink? lily in sixth year has some that turns misspelled words red so mcgonagall wont take points off

cant figure out the cheering charm and flitwick’s quizzing you on it after lunch? you can test it on me, my roommates great with countercharms just in case

gryffindors been bullying you? the prefects will be glad to ambush them and dock obscene amounts of points

guess who go a care package from home? the entire house practically bc emily from fifth year’s mom makes the best cookies you will ever have in your life and her mom cant bake enough

fifth years risking being late to their own classes bc the firsties havent gotten the hang of the castle yet

magic maps that outline the best paths to each class that are handed down to the incoming first years 

cant seem to stop blowing up your cauldron and snape’s face is a permanent look of hatred? there’s an empty potions room on the third floor and we do friday night tutorings

i just

upperclassmen taking care of the underclassmen

Mike the bunny