Does Anyone Else Really Want To See An Arrow Quinque

kurose: talk dirty to me

shirotani: germs

kurose: fuck

i made a thing

okay but i guarantee you slytherin upperclassmen are the nicest upperclassmen ever (within their own house of course)

dont have any more ink? lily in sixth year has some that turns misspelled words red so mcgonagall wont take points off

cant figure out the cheering charm and flitwick’s quizzing you on it after lunch? you can test it on me, my roommates great with countercharms just in case

gryffindors been bullying you? the prefects will be glad to ambush them and dock obscene amounts of points

guess who go a care package from home? the entire house practically bc emily from fifth year’s mom makes the best cookies you will ever have in your life and her mom cant bake enough

fifth years risking being late to their own classes bc the firsties havent gotten the hang of the castle yet

magic maps that outline the best paths to each class that are handed down to the incoming first years 

cant seem to stop blowing up your cauldron and snape’s face is a permanent look of hatred? there’s an empty potions room on the third floor and we do friday night tutorings

i just

upperclassmen taking care of the underclassmen

When you’re out having a good time with your bud and suddenly remember that somebody is illegally filming you

happy valentines day

♡ ♡ 

rachel bay jones is an actual angel

honestly if someone said this to me my mood would be boosted too