U CANT MAKE THIS UP 😭

出勝SS (r-15)

Back in high school, Bakugo Katsuki once thought that Midoriya Izuku had lied to him. Just for Izuku to reveal the secret entrusted to him by the hero they admired the most to Katsuki on the second day of school just because he... didn't want Katsuki to think Izuku lied to him?

Okay, Izuku was always a weirdo, so that's nothing new.

Fast forward a few years later, and now Katsuki became roommates with Izuku to keep Izuku in shape.

.......A lot of things happened, you never know what would happen in life.

Anyway, long story short, the crux of Katsuki's problem right now is nothing to do with his hero career nor his dream nor Izuku's hero career (still in development), but something else.

Apparently, Izuku likes likes him.

Like that.

Like a married couple love their spouse type of love.

To be completely honest, it's not like Katsuki immediately clocked in towards that (apparently open?) secret. No, Izuku was a bad liar, but he could keep a secret if he wanted to. It's just that he usually didn't want to make Katsuki felt bad so he liked to keep Katsuki in the loop.

Except for this one tiny humongous secret.

It took Katsuki three years living together with the nerd to realize that Izuku likes likes him. Maybe Katsuki should know about it when Izuku was always up in his business, being so clingy whenever they spent time together, spending all the time they have an off day together, or Izuku trying to make Katsuki smile and be happy all the time...

Well, Katsuki thought that it's just in Izuku's nature to be that caring towards other people. He's an altruistic, self-sacrificing idiot who lost the quirk bestowed to him to save a villain, after all. Of course Katsuki thought that Izuku would do the same for any other people if he roomed with others.

He should've known better that somehow, for one reason or another that was incomprehensible to him, Bakugo Katsuki is always the exception for Midoriya Izuku.

"Waaa-cchan!! This is not what you think this is!! This is--!!"

He only wanted to call Izuku for dinner.

"A-Anyway, you should've knocked! What if--no, this isn't a what if..."

Yet he saw Izuku with his hands on his crotch.

"This is, you know, I'm pent up!! And this one is right up my taste so-"

Katsuki met face to face with Deku™ on battle mode.

".............Huh?"

Izuku's whole body and and Deku™ flushed bright red.

"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING DOWN THERE KACCHAN?!?!!"

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A DEKU, SHITTY IZUKUUUU!!!!"

"WAIT, KA--!!"

Izuku's headphone cable was pulled from his laptop.

[Kya~♡ geez, don't squeeze♡ ♡ your ~ungh~ childhood♡ friend's ♡ boobs♡ like that♡ ♡ Is this ~ahn~ ♡ payback♡ ♡ because I'm mean♡ ]

The speaker was on max volume.

"e@%%&@*^!!!"

Katsuki closed the door gently, feeling sorry for the both of them.

So Izuku had a "thing" for slightly mean blonde childhood friend with huge knockers.

No problem, Katsuki could accept that. Everyone had their disgusting kinks and fetishes. Especially Izuku. He's a weirdo nerd and a stalker. Of course he would also be a freak behind closed doors.

Well, someone needs to be a freak if they're watching an AV titled "Lovey dovey with my bullish♡ explosive blonde tsundere childhood friend♡ who now works as a pro hero♡! I'm bullying back ♡ her huge titties + tiny waist + perky ass combo with plus ultra love and lust♡!"

How was he able to pinpoint the exact AV Izuku watched? Katsuki was very good at finding out stuffs people don't want him to know.

(The AV is actually one of the most popular AV on one of the sites that Kaminari told him to check out. That idiot face probably wanted Katsuki to see this exact AV too as a gag).

Anyway, the problem is the cry that Katsuki heard when he closed the door.

"I can't believe the person I like saw me *censored* to an AV that can't be compared to how amazing he is... I'm so sorry Kacchan..."

Katsuki also felt sorry for himself too.

So, yes, a very humongous problem, indeed.

(No, Katsuki does not think about Deku™ at all. Not at all.)

It's a known fact that Midoriya Izuku likes Bakugo Katsuki.

It was complicated on Katsuki's side, but he could accept that fact with open arms.

Midoriya Izuku likes likes Bakugo Katsuki, on the other hand...

While it made sense of everything that Izuku did for him, to him, and around him for years, Katsuki still had a hard time wrapping his head around it.

He knows Izuku is a massive idiot weirdo, but to this extent...

Katsuki crossed his arms in front of his chest. His relaxed, soft pectoral muscles pushed up and squeezed together, making the GEMG text on his T-shirt scrunched into GG as he looked at his phone.

A woman with blonde short hair was scowling from his phone screen. She's wearing red contact lenses, and from what Katsuki could see from the messy way her black and orange hero(?) suit was opened, she had a huge chest and a tiny waist that grapefruit would try to lick.

The comments were full of people debating whether the woman was a good GEMG Dynamight look-a-like or not. An account named midoriyanokacchan wrote a whole three-part essay in the comment section about the AV titled: she's a great actress and had an amazing body, but she was nothing but a speck of dirt compared to the greatness of the almighty real GEMG Dynamight.

It was the most liked comment for the AV.

Katsuki looked down at his very muscular pectoral muscles.

midoriyanokacchan was right.

There's no similarities between Katsuki and that woman at all.

He's way better than her.

Katsuki closed the tab to the AV site and huffed.

Now that he thought about it, the reason why Izuku's actions and weirdness level escalated compared to back when they're in high school was because of their proximity. Even if back then they lived in a dorm together, they were under the same roof with other 18 people.

Now it was just the two of them together. Of course Izuku would be a freaky nerd about it.

Fine, Katsuki knows what he needs to do.

"I need to hook up Izuku with someone else."

Katsuki needs to make sure that Izuku has the best lover ever by holding an open audition. With him, All Might, Inko-san, Uraraka, and Iida as the judges, they were sure to find someone that was perfect for Izuku.

Moreover, he needs to do it fast before Izuku throws all caution to the window now that Katsuki caught him with his pants down (literally). Katsuki wouldn't know what do if Izuku decided to went plus ultra in making a move on him because he doesn't have anything to lose.

Izuku was a self-sacrificing, altruistic, too-kind-for-his-own-good nerd. Someone needs to look after his well-being and safety, and Katsuki knows that the only one capable of doing that is himself.

So before Izuku decides to do anything self-destructive, Katsuki would do all within his power to stop him.

Because just like Midoriya Izuku likes likes Bakugo Katsuki,

Bakugo Katsuki also likes likes Midoriya Izuku.

That's why he won't let Midoriya Izuku be with Bakugo Katsuki.

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this is fun to write!

the end would be bakugo doing a press conference about how he bullied deku for years so society will tell izuku that izuku's love is wrong (he's asking all might, inko, class a's, and even his middle school lackeys to knock some sense into deku but they're all on izuku's side and think bakugo is a huge dumbass) just for deku to burst into the hall and asked bakugo to take responsibility for burning deku's mind and soul with his brilliance for years and because of that deku can't leave nor hate him even when bakugo bullied him all those years. and now deku knows that he can't even love other people like he loves bakugo. so this time deku will be very selfish and demands bakugo to marry him and be midoriya katsuki forever. he doesn't want bakugo doing a public apology and bowing to faceless people and the society because deku hates kacchan bowing his head.

"I've been chasing after you all my damn life even when you push me away. To hell with what society says, I'll keep chasing after Kacchan until I can be with you. Sorry Kacchan, you can't get rid of me."

bakugo accepts because well, izuku is being super selfish and demanding right now, when else is izuku letting himself be like this? (everytime someone emotionally/physically hurts him/mocks him behind his back, but he doesn't know that)

the society and the press were gaping and don't know what to say

their family, friends, teachers, and acquaintances are making red rice

Kacchan likes Deku being the big spoon but he wont admit it!

I think Midoriya-sensei likes watching pro-hero DynaMight brat videos after work

just a matter of time

Kacchan helping Izuku encode test scores

Katsukis PR team smacking their damn heads when suddenly Katsuki starts really giving a shit about the ranking because Izuku has his suit and they are competing(flirting) in the field now. And they have realized that he was sabotaging his own ranking the entire time, on purpose.

Their shock when, after Izuku joins the Heroes again, Katsuki doesn't treat fangirls/boys and paparazzi like leeches(as much) and they have to clean up less messes and do a little less damage control, and he just seems in a better mood overall.

Their abject horror as they now have to worry more about explaining the optics to Katsuki of how intense his competition with Hero Deku is(it looks Hella fruity and people are starting to talk).

Their sighs of defeat when Katsuki makes it clear he doesn't give a shit about the optics, and continues making public proclamations about him and Deku being the top heroic rivals ever seen, and how now nothing will stop him from becoming No. 1 now.

Their redoubled shock when it comes out that their client, Katsuki Bakugou, was a major contributor to the state of the art suit that Hero Deku is now wearing in his unprecedented comeback. And that Katsuki confirms the rumors without so much as a chat with the PR department first.

The way they just give up all together when the pieces come together that this whole time they have been running PR with a man so singlemindedly concerned with giving his childhood friend/partner/Boyfriend?? a leg up JUST so they could compete together, and how obnoxiously obvious they both are now that they are both in the public eye.

The hindsight that every move Katsuki Bakugou, GEMG DynaMight, has ever made in his career was for the sake of a future where he and Izuku are running the show together.

One day, one of them is definitely going to earn the rights to write a behind the scenes biography about Katsuki because it has the makings of an insane romance story on top of a big drama about GEMG DynaMights early career. It'll come out right after Katsuki and Izukus marriage lmao.

Don’t give me alpha, playboy, flirty Bakugo, give me awkward in social situations, doesn’t know how to flirt because why is that important, has never been on a date because he gets too nervous, doesn’t know how to talk to women or men unless he’s yelling or scolding them, who doesn’t care about the concept of virginity because why does it matter, who only ever thought about dating someone because of Izuku, who only ever thought anything to do with dating/sex because of him Bakugo

crazy how bnha’s best written characters are female (toga, ochako, bakugo) so crazy

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