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Oh my god I agree with the tags so much Dawn of the Slug Saturday NEVER would have fallen for that.

(also yeah how does Pronto have security clearance to enter Stalagmite 17 through the front door)

Having to re-watch Mission: Improbable,

[Not my favorite ep admittedly]

And Pronto really did just enter through the front door like it was nothing, and maneuvered through Security Lazers like a pro.

I know we rag on the Mole for being an old man (30-40) but, infiltrating the most secure building in all of Slugterra next to Blakk's Citadel via the front fucking door is such a Chad move.

And yeah, Eli, Trixie, and Kord were causing some chaos on their end, distracting Mr. Saturday and his zombies, but Pronto didn't know that.

Pronto is just a jack of all trades, and it shows, lmao

Blakk industries in a nutshell

(side note I changed the text on one of them so it would fit a little better)

Here are my explanations for all of them

Twist: other than Blakk he's the only one with any trauma (that we know of).

C.C: he's by far the most normal person out of ANY Blakk Industries member.

Mr. Saturday: "Okay listen, assuming somebody is gay because of their appearance is stereotyping and harmful BUT F**ING LOOK AT HIM." - Kwite

Darius Yorman: probably the physically weakest and most useless Blakk Industries member (sorry Darius fans)

Quintin: if he thought slugs were scary imagine his reaction to GHOULS.

Dr. Blakk: other than Locke and Lode, I assume that none of the former Blakk Industries members know if he's alive or not.

I like Dr. Blakk but...

"the truth is, in this life... we only have ourselves" - Dr. Blakk in Back to Blakk

Hey Dr. Blakk a word of advice, maybe you would have more friends if you stopped being mean to all of your allies for no reason.

like broski, maybe if the primary motivator for all of your allies (not just the people you hire) wasn't fear you would have more people stick around until the end other than Maurice and Nacho (and Maurice didn't even join the final fight against the Shane Gang)

Examples:

Locke, Lode, John Bull, and C.C only want to bust Blakk out of Stalagmite 17 for the rewards.

Throws Quintin out of the Titan in Upgrade for basically no reason.

Sends Nacho to the deep caverns for basically no reason in The New Kid part 2.

Calls Mr. Saturday's mind control "mind control foolishness" after he CAPTURED THE SHANE GANG and TOOK OVER THE MOST ESCAPE PROOF PRISON IN ALL OF SLUGTERRA like my brother in Brimstone is it THAT hard to go ONE CONVERSATION without insulting someone.

there are probably several more examples of this that I can't remember off the top of my head.

I understand that he is the main antagonist but being this mean to your own comrades is just bad strategy dude.

Blakk's now probably ex-allies might not be 100% sure he's alive but the things they probably say about him in their totally real group chat must be legendary

this has been a certified WildSpectre rant

I love ROTE but one thing i'm kinda mad they never showed us is Blakk fighting the Goon in his mind to try and maintain control like they did with Eli in Ghoul From Beyond.

Like I get why they didn't because they needed to put more focus on Will Shane being not dead but it would have been interesting to see the different approach the Goon would have had to take to get Blakk to lose control since Blakk is A: not similar to Eli mentally at all and B: still conscious while in GFB Eli was knocked out

HOLY GUACAMOLE THEY POSTED THIS ON THE OFFICAL FACEBOOK ACCOUNT

Congratulations Dr. Blakk. You’re a big boy who did big boy things.

Eli to Dr. Blakk about ghouls

SATURDAY HEADCANNONS RAAAHHH (might steal some of these)

SHANE GANG BLAKK INDUSTRIES - HEADCANNONS #3 : Uh, this is a Wendy's? [Edition]

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☆ Part 1 ☆ Part 2

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There is a group chat for all the highered Slingers. And no, it is in no way professional.

Everyone has stupid Users and the chat name changes at least five times a day on average.

There is a group chat for the regular day to day workers, but it's far more casual and general updates.

Twist is an annoying little shit.

^Constant bragging about being 'Blakk's apprentice'

C.C. loves to rub it in Twist's face Blakk picked him for the mission in 'Lightwell'

Everyone dogs on Saturday for falling for Eli's bluff in 'Mission Improbable'

Saturday retaliates by hypnotizing them for a while until Blakk tells him to stop.

Everyone loves Maurice

I don't care Maurice is the best and everyone(Blakk included) would kill for the man

Maurice is the only one able to even be able to talk some level of sense into Blakk

It is no secret that our of everyone in Blakk Industries, Blakk trusts Maurice the most, seeing as how Blakk is actually nice to him(though its probably because they have known each other for years)

Locke and Lode are actually smarter than people give them credit for, they just just bicker so much that they tend to forget what's going on around them.

Blakk, is a feminist, interpret that as you will

When Sedo approached Blakk to work for him, he promised that once he became King of Molemound Blakk could do whatever he wanted.

Twist sometimes has, regrets, about working for Blakk but then remembers how he used to live

^he sometimes has dream about what life would have been like if he hadn't double crossed the Shane Gang

There had been, hundreds of jokes in regards to El Diablos Nacho and his name

none are said in ear shot because no one wants to die :)

Quintin drank way to much coffee and had so little sleep while developing the Titan Tanks

Blakk Industries is surprisingly inclusive for a company run by an eco terrorist

Billy and the rest of the Hooligang are annoying little shits, but in the endearing way

Billy and Twist hate each other

NO ONE TRUSTED THE DARK BANE NOT EVEN BLAKK HIMSELF

A lot of the staff are huge SlugBall fans

So when Primo Presto started on the pay roll they were psyched because they could get SlugBall tickets for an even cheepier price

^Blakk Industries sells tickets for various events at a reduced price to its employees to help with moral (for the record, this is a legit thing companies can do, my mom's company dose it)

say what you will, the cafeteria serves good food

Not everyone working there agrees with the Ghouling but some people just really need the money

Since Eli Shane happened, there have been prank calls coming in

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"Blakk Industries, Bringing you Tomorrow's Yesterday Today, My name is Steve, how can I help you?"

"So you sell Ligma?"

"... Ligma? whats Ligma I-"

"LIGMA BALLS" [hangs up]

"... what the fu-"

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"Blakk Industries, Bringing you Tomorrow's Yesterday Today, My name is Camron, how can I help you?"

[Caller starts trauma dumping]

"... uh... this is a corporate manufacturing company-"

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"Blakk Industries, Bringing you Tomorrow's Yesterday Today, My name is Aaron, how can I help you?"

[Caller proceeds to spend four and a half hours on the phone, making a custom order for like 1000+ gold Mecha]

"Alright sir, is that everything?"

"yup"

"perfect! be for I submit your request, as per Blakk Industries policy-"

"wait- Blakk Industries? I thought I was talking to someone form the Beast Forge! agh! never mind-"[hangs up]

"... SO I DID ALL THAT FOR NOTHING!?!? @#%$!"

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No one is paid enough to deal with it lmao

They host parties ranging form birthday parties for employees to grand gala's

^Clearly inspired by the Blakk Gala community event

There was a debate on weather or not to fish Blite out of the Cavern of Time

It was ultimately a no

Darius (the guy posing as the head of the Beast Forge that one ep) knows nothing about Mecha Beast's

Blakk attempted to bribe Judge Logan once before Blakk Industries really took off, Blakk ended up working hard labour for six months until Maurice came to get him

Twist is actually friends with an Arachnoid, don't ask how, it just happened.

Viggo Dare did try to get his 'gang' back from Blakk once.

Viggo Dare was never seen leaving Blakk's office.

Saturday's staff has been added to the Slugterra Roblox game! (kind of)

I say they only Kind of added it because while the one they added looks exactly like the Wild Spectre VD (the official name of Saturday's blaster) the one they added is called the Spectral Staff and according to its description, is a replica

What strikes me as odd is with all of the other blasters that specifically belonged to villains (C.C and John Bull) or neutral mercenaries(Frost and Flame), the names are unchanged and will say something like "was once wielded by (insert name here)" so why is this one specifically singled out as a replica with Saturday's name unmentioned?

I have several questions

Does this mean that the location of Saturday's blaster is unknown and the rest have been taken from their respective owners?

is it only a replica because Saturday is being added as a boss at some point and both allowing the player to fight him with his own blaster or taking away his iconic one wouldn't make sense?

Who made the replica and why?

This has been a certified WildSpectre rant

I'm gonna be honest I really don't like Pronto

I was gonna put Underlord Holt instead but the fandom wiki didn't have a picture with a transparent background.

Translated the tombstones in the official slugterra roblox game

Warning: results are extremely disappointing

I was going to translate the other tombstone but then I discovered that it is THE EXACT SAME BUT UPSIDE DOWN

This is genuinely kind of upsetting like its cool that they used the official language but why bother if it's just going to be gibberish?

(side note: if the staff blaster they add at 25k likes isn't Mr. Saturday's staff I might start tweaking)

‼️TINY BIT OF BLOOD, WHITE BACKROUND‼️

I think I'm learning how to draw him.

Mr. Saturday and his Cryptogrif.

I missed him.