Haven't Made A Slugterra Meme With The Main Characters Yet So I Had To Lock In

Assigning songs to Slugterra villains but I refuse to elaborate

(these were written in notes app on my phone and placed on this list in random order.)

El Diablos Nacho - Monster by Skillet

C.C - Nepo Baby by Ned Flames

Dr. Blakk - Above and Beyond by Riproducer

Tad - Like Him by Tyler the Creator

Mr. Saturday - 2econd 2ight 2eer by Will Wood

The Master of the Game - Creative Control by SMG4

Spirex - Spider Dance by Toby Fox

Twist - Double Life by Pharrell Williams

if anyone has any villains they would like to assign songs of their own feel free to mention them in comments or reblogs

DO IT.

Slugterra

Small Cryptogriff rant

After re-reading the Cryptogriff's page on the fandom wiki I think we should be grateful that Saturday (and the Emperor too I guess but Idc about him) only used the Cryptogriff for mind control because WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS ONE OF IT'S ABILITIES

"Mindshlock - Paralyzes opponent, but makes them see creepy crawlies all over them."

I AM BEGGING FOR YOUR FINEST PARDON LIKE SATURDAY BEGGING FOR BLAKK'S FORGIVENESS AFTER HE FINDS OUT HE DISOBEYED A DIRECT ORDER WHY CAN IT DO THAT?

I thought the mind control was overpowered but this is genuinely absurd because that's basically another instant-win attack.

like how are you supposed to fight back against that? Even if you aren't scared of the bugs you're still paralyzed so it's not like you can fight back.

other than that it also has the ability to overwhelm an opponent with vertigo and motion sickness which is only a little less overpowered than the other 2.

other than The Goon and the ghouled elementals, the Cryptogriff HAS to be one of if not the most powerful ghoul slugs.

This has been a certified WildSpectre rant

My brain on a daily basis (real)

Kinda off-topic but I REALLY like Mr. Saturday's SIO1 design I wish they did him justice in SIO2

Blakk industries in a nutshell

(side note I changed the text on one of them so it would fit a little better)

Here are my explanations for all of them

Twist: other than Blakk he's the only one with any trauma (that we know of).

C.C: he's by far the most normal person out of ANY Blakk Industries member.

Mr. Saturday: "Okay listen, assuming somebody is gay because of their appearance is stereotyping and harmful BUT F**ING LOOK AT HIM." - Kwite

Darius Yorman: probably the physically weakest and most useless Blakk Industries member (sorry Darius fans)

Quintin: if he thought slugs were scary imagine his reaction to GHOULS.

Dr. Blakk: other than Locke and Lode, I assume that none of the former Blakk Industries members know if he's alive or not.

Mission: Improbable in a nutshell (minus all of the Shane Gang members I guess)

ok i’m sorry but i have always fuckin hated Pronto-

like he is so selfish and self absorbed. he always screws things up and falls for so many scams. i get that he’s probably supposed to be the comedic relief character but he just isn’t funny, he’s just annoying.

Random tangent incoming but one thing that always fascinated me about Saturday's character is that he doesn't seem to have a clear role in Blakk Industries.

Like C.C was a well-respected slinger so he was likely recruited to raise the general opinion of Blakk Industries, Nacho is an enforcer which I assume mostly means he scares people into giving Blakk what he wants, Twist is Blakk's apprentice, and the large group of mercenary characters Blakk recruits in the trade (which includes Locke and Lode) are most likely either there to A: raise public interest in ghouls kinda like what C.C is there for or B: to do tasks for Blakk that aren't important enough to do himself or send Nacho to do but that he can't just send one of the random unnamed guards to complete.

But Saturday's whole thing is mind control which could be useful to Blakk but Saturday seems way more interested in using that power for his own gain. After all, Blakk wouldn't have any use for the stolen big screen TVs or couch cushions from Caverna Mall

Not to mention Saturday has some lines suggesting that his role in Blakk Industries might be a bit more complicated like "Blakk may have given me the ghoul tech, but I work for no one but myself" in Dawn of the Slug or when he says "I am a business man and this is strictly business!.. although I am running a little low on ghouls Dr. Blakk." after Eli calls him another one of Blakk's minions

I'm probably thinking way too hard about this but I am curious to hear what anyone else might think about this.

This has been a certified Wildspectre rant

I couldn't think of a caption for this one

Ngl I feel like one thing that would have been really fun to see in Slugterra post-Blakk downfall would be the slingers he hired working with each other or characters outside of Blakk Industries.

like for example: after some hijinx ensue maybe Twist accidentally gets dragged into joining the Scrap Force or Sedo and Saturday team up to try (and fail) to get revenge on Pronto.