Wahoo! Thank You Kindly, Folks- The Good People Have Spoken!

DIVERSITY WIN! The terrifying phonograph man with potentially bad intentions trapped within a cylinder is gay!

Terrifying? I've been nothin' but nice!

sandwich

cool! thanks for all the angles. though wish we had the bottom of the bun, little flavorless without it. y'know outside i was allergic to sesame but i think it's fine in here. like i feel fine anyway

Henry! Why did you eat it? If you thought you were allergic to it? An allergic reaction ain't a great thing to have, right?

it wasn't really bad just itchy and things. haven't felt itchy in a long time. so that's a plus

HENRY!

sorry haha

sounds good! we'll hold out on operation country roads (the emails and all) until you get closer to henry. good luck!

Thanks, pal!

this i s bogu s. stop tre ating me like i' m an idi o t. i wa sn't go ing to go here, bu t i know wh at he's don e, and i think what yo u're up t o is wo rse. it's ba d things en ded up th e w ay they did. but wi ll rea lly thoug ht it wo uld wor k. we w ouldn't ev en be ha ving th i s con versati on if i t had wor k e d. and be sides. yo u knew an d clearly didn' t thi nk it would work... but let him g o th rough with it a nyway to g et yo u r re ven ge. is i t bet ter to trick yo ur fri e n ds tha n mes s u p a li tt le whi le you 're try ing to help the m? and ov er eve rythi n g. will m ight've not go ne about i t the ri ght way, but he 's been s weati ng hi s as s off try ing t o fi nd wh a t's missing a nd le t us le a v e th i s aw ful place o nc e an d fo r al l. al l yo u'v e been d oing is put ti ng m y g o o d budd ie s i n da ng er to w hat... gr o w yo u r cult? go on a pow er tri p? beca use yo ur wh o le h e a v e n schtic k is w earing thin, ta ti. y ou can ' t let your so - cal le d ang el s kn o w tha t w e're in h e ll. i'm gon na stick w ith the one p erson wh o's doing an ything ab out it, if that's alr ig ht wi th yo u. s o rry.

h e l l o 🤍

i h a t e h a t e h a t e to do this. but we've reached a t i p p i n g point. i can't s t a n d to stay silent.

and i think or at least h o p e some of you a n g e l s are voting for will without understanding the g r a v i t y of what he did. 💔

i have r e c e i p t s though.

will is dangerous, unstable, unruly, and m e a n .

he is a t h r e a t to me, to you, and to our b e a u t i f u l p r i s t i n e f r a g i l e h e a v e n.

y o u have the power to make him leave peacefully.

don't let him l i e any longer.

@williamy3w what do y o u have to say about t h i s❔

Yayy! Glad you're back Will!! And it’s wonderful to meet you Henry <33q

Thanks! I'm glad to be back!

nice to meet you too

Hi William you seem like such a neat acc and a good mutual !!! I hope ypu don't mind my constant Star Trek posts LOL

Hello! Nice to make your acquaintance, and no worries in the slightest!

hiya, william! (i happen to also be a william! though i usually go by will)

i was wondering why your username has a 3 in it? it seems like @williamyew was available, so why did you switch it up?

anyway, hope you're having a nice day!

Hi, Will! Nice to make your acquaintance! The thing's for consistency across all my "platforms" and such.

since ur already hornyposting on main wat would ur hanky code b?

Taken!

i don’t th ink you have enough pocke ts baby

Hi guys!!!

Will - welcome back! Good to see you on tumblr again! Wahoo!

Henry - hi! I'm Dragons! I know we all seem like strangers to you, but we've actually met before, or, well, we've traded transmissions for a while (and the same is true for a lot of other people here). I think that when you tried to... unpick a certain someone, you might have lost the memories of those transmissions.

To prove I'm telling the truth, here's a recording of one of your transmissions we got (for context, I sent you some music and audio of flowers, and asked why Mal was upset with Will. We figured that one out since then).

We have more of those transmissions saved up - basically everything we've ever sent you and everything you've ever sent back, I think. Do you want us to send those to you? You weren't in the happiest place when we first started talking to you, but I think some of those memories are pretty important.

Thanks for the welcome! Nice to see you again, pal!

o h huh. well that sure is my voice, alright. it's so weird, it's like a - a little island of recollection, but i can't recall what we were talking about or why we were talking. i guess i wasn't happy. um. i didn't know we could forget things in here. if you think that it's important for me to remember. then if you put the recordings somewhere a guy like me can access, i think it would all come back. but i'm gonna trust your judgement on whether that'd be good for me or not. i think sometimes it's nice to forget. keeps things pleasant. sunny. you know.

...Thanks for bein' loyal, handsome.

Couldn't be anything else, sweetheart.

what was your sweetheart's name?

Huh…goddamnit. I suppose I can’t recall.