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Kurogiri is a mom
*Kurogiri and Giran sitting at the bar*
Giran: So, how’s it been with all of the new recruits?
Kurogiri: Busy, to say the least.
Giran: Yeah, I guess it would be when they’re all coming up with strategies-
Shigaraki, running into the room with Dabi chasing him: Mom, make Dabi leave me alone!
Dabi: I didn’t even do anything! He’s the one who you should be mad at!
Kurogiri: What was it this time?
Shigaraki: He picked his nose and now he’s trying to rub it on me!
Dabi: Not true!
Kurogiri: Dabi, I told you to stop doing that, so stop it or you’re grounded.
Mustard, storming into the room: Mom, Toga won’t get out of the bathroom! I need to shit and she knows that but she’s still in there!
Toga from the washroom: I’m brushing my teeth, you pest!
Mustard: For an hour!?
Kurogiri: Toga, just brush your teeth in the kitchen sink.
Toga: I need the mirror!
Mustard: Go find one! I need the fucking toilet or I’m literally going to shit myself!
Toga: Just go outside!
Kurogiri: Just do what you’re told, Toga.
Mr. Compress from the door: Hey, Mom, is it cool if me and Muscular go kill people?
Kurogiri, pinching the bridge of his nose: No, we’re laying low for a while.
Mr. Compress: Please? We’ll be quick and-
Kurogiri: I said no and that means no!
Twice: Mom, Moonfish ate a dude outside! I actually murdered him myself.
Kurogiri, inhaling deeply and massaging his temples: Twice, just go sit down.
Twice: What, why? I hate you!
Magne, strolling in sweetly: Mom, can we get candy? Spinner reminded me I haven’t had candy in forever so now I want it.
Kurogiri, pouring himself a drink: No, go eat something else we already have.
Magne: But, Mom-
Kurogiri: I’ll make you some grilled cheese in a little while, okay?
Magne: Okay!
The rest of the villains: I want grilled cheese!
Kurogiri: Be good and you’ll get it!
Kurogiri, turning back to Giran and downing the shot: So as I was saying, it’s been pretty busy around here.
LoV Twister Headcanons
- So, the League of Villains play games together all the time, whether they’re card games, board games, video games, whatever and every time Shigaraki plays, he spazzes out. So when they play twister and Shigaraki has to reach out to place his hand on a dot that isn’t close to him because someone else’s hand or foot is there, he uses his quirk to scare them out of his spot.
- This either stops the game or encourages the others to use their quirks (or weapons for Toga’s sake) for the same reason, making the game very dangerous and difficult, especially when it comes out of nowhere.
- Spinner is automatically the spinner, despite how many times he has vocalized his desire to join them. However, when Spinner’s your name, the spinner is your destiny. At least that’s how Mr. Compress explained it.
- Everyone, especially Mustard since his arms and legs are really short compared to the others, also does it to try to make Spinner spin again if it’s too hard to do.
- Kurogiri is the referee and tells them that if they keep it up, they will have to stop playing.
- He played once and lost so now he just does this ^.
- Playing with Moonfish can be a challenge since he only plays with his legs, which means his balance isn’t great, resulting in him landing on people and getting them out that way. That, and he drools a lot so the others have to try to avoid it getting on their hands and placing their hand in it, causing them to slip.
- Then, there’s his more deliberate cheating when he’s about to fall over and uses his teeth to catch himself.
- Magne has used her quirk not only to move people out of her spot but to just make them lose balance in general. For the longest time, no one knew she was doing it as it was so subtle but when Mr. Compress was totally balanced and not in an awkward position and fell, they all caught on and wouldn’t let her play with them the next three times they played.
- She has also used it on the spinner thing to make it so she doesn’t do things that she deems unreasonable. Everyone’s suspicious but no one has caught on yet and she plans on keeping it that way.
- Spinner will sometimes change it if he’s mad at a specific person or all of them, which is the vast majority of the time.
- Dabi is more direct and open about knocking people over as he will literally push any one of them over, except for Muscular because he tried once and the latter nearly killed him for it.
- Muscular, much to everyone’s surprise, is just there to have fun and doesn’t cheat at all.
- Mustard swears profusely whenever he is inconvenienced.
- Toga and Twice have made an alliance. Like, if Toga’s about to fall, Twice will make a clone to catch her and if he’s about to fall, she will either pull or push him back into his position.
- The others hate this so much that they usually target them first to get them out.
- Toga is usually the winner regardless.
- Once Shigaraki gets out, he pesters Kurogiri to make them end the game and pouts every time since Kurogiri says no.
- One time Giran walked in when they were playing and they spent the rest of the day trying to make sure he didn’t tell anyone else. This consists of Twice cloning himself to hold him in place, Kurogiri making a portal at all exits that lead back to the room in case he escapes Twice, and the others either brandish their weapons or quirks (or both in Mustard’s case) to ensure that he keeps his mouth shut.
AHHHH MY FAVOURITE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD DUO
My name is Ketchup!
And my name is Mustard!
Together we’re Ketchup and Mustard!
since ur already hornyposting on main wat would ur hanky code b?
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I wanted a small break from cats so I did this. It’s like…fast food stuff Ig? I might make them into stickers lol. My favs are the ice cream and pizza, then prolly burger and then drink, fries, and ketchup and mustard.
If Mustard stayed relevant, how would you characterize him? I mean things past his baseline "pragmatic psycho" thing he has going on.
Interesting question, as I do agree that Mustard would need more things personality wise to work with if he's going to be a more long term character.
At first he's indeed very pragmatic, especially compared to the rest of the league and his implied age being probably the youngest even behind Toga.
But as pragmatic he can be he's still a child with an inmature side, and we can see that when he gets angry at Tetsutetsu and can't help himself but act less carefully and being a bit overcondident. He also seems to destile some represed anger on what he considers an easy target.
I would like to explore more that side of him, as Mustard seems to be very resentful against the education system for some reason, maybe is his "villanous" quirk that left him without the opportunity of being a hero? Who knows, but his dialogue can be interpreted as he wants something about hero schools and hates the ones who have the privilege of go to UA for example.
Other thing I would do with Mustard is explore the idea of him not fitting with the LoV.
Because let's be real, he doesn't fit there at all. His style and approach to crime sooner or later will clash with the rest of the members, especially Shigaraki at that point of the story and I can't see Mustard taking his bs once AFO is out of the picture and crusty boy has to lead.
Mustard might be a child but probably he has more clear ideas than the rest of the LoV and once the initial hype for shooting people and do random chaos he would think Shigaraki ideas of destroy everything are worthless crap, so he obviously will aim for better objetives.
I can imagine Mu having a bit of superiority complex and leaving the LoV for look better oppotunities with people who can aspire to bigger plans. Probably the Shie Hassaikai following the canon timeline.
But also, I would like give Mustard a more vulnerable and human side outside being just a gunnuts.
The fact he's a child in a world of crime and danger might have more downsides for him than he initialy realizes.
I can see Mustard sometimes feeling alone and out of place next to a lot of people way older than him.
He might want to have friends of his age like a normal child would do, even if he tries to negate that idea.
Also where is his family? Mustard would likely want to have a place to call home and feel loved, despite tries to convince himself to no need such basic things.
That's what I can think for now. Mustard had a really cool concept to imagine scenarios if he stayed as a recurrent character.
The continuance of the legend....
I DID IT. THUS CYCLE IS COMPLETE.
I love her face:
Baked and Roasted - Spicy Almond Chicken