Carrot Cake

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

accidentally stumbling upon something you used to love and finding you still feel the same way about it

My brain works like this

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

government wants trans people to detransition so here’s them chasing me to hot glue my bazoinkers back on