Literally Me

how to explain to mutuals that while yes you can have my discord, and i wanna hang out! my response time is anywhere between 3-7 business days

Do you want to go chug random expired things and then see who can get the most diseases in one day?

Bold of you to assume I don't constantly have 4 different types of cold at a time

"being trans is a choice" do you honestly think i would CHOOSE to get gender euphoria from wearing knee-length basketball shorts?? that's humiliating

don’t be a bitch

Marry God

@god-offical

I DON'T CONSENT BUT IF IT STOPS YOU FROM PESTERING ME THEN SURE 💍🧎‍♂️

jesus no

The Boss said I could commit tax fraud!

im actively commiting tax fraud

there’s something very wrong with me, it’s called ‘I don’t want to do anything, ever’ and they said it’s chronic

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird