"what Are Your Pronouns?" Well Im Mixed, She/her On My Mothers Side And He/him On My Fathers Side, Either

If a woman is anyone who can identify as a woman, then a terf is someone who identifies as a terf and if they say terfy shit but say they're not a terf then they're not according to your definition of a woman.

And if we define "father" as "man who feels nothing but regret and contempt towards your existence", then according to that definition I am your father.

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

i like when kids get to that age when they start wishing death and pain and violence upon toddlers tv characters. like most people know the songs about killing barney the dinosaur but i also have vague memories of me and my classmates roleplaying drowning peppa pig. my younger cousin showed me a drawing of the teletubbies being ground up into tubby custard and i didnt even blink like yep. that age huh. the age of indescribable violence. been there buddy.

This is so accurate

What is it about Pokemon that attracts such a proportion of muscle gays

I hate school

(I'm in class rn)

literally my fave gif rn