What Is It About Pokemon That Attracts Such A Proportion Of Muscle Gays

literally my fave gif rn

Carrot cake

need me a freak who will hold my hand while we cross the street

I’m functioning. But like… in a haunted house kind of way.

Bro, this literally happens to me every night

a little concerned about Wade

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

You are going to start using slang that you find extremely annoying ironically until you reach the point you use it subconsciously in front of your boss/teacher/parent and have to explain what it means to them.

(Bonus Threat, they ask you to explain modern slang to others as well.)

The Boss?

im actively commiting tax fraud