Me When Someone Who Has Been Nice To Me Every Single Time We've Interacted Is Nice To Me:

10/10 dad joke

Spreading propaganda <3 please worship me

they're always with me 24/7

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what it feels like listening to music and thinking about the character

i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up

i saw a license plate this morning that said ‘drgn slr’ which probably means ‘dragon slayer’ but ‘dragon slur’ is funnier. dragon faggot. draggot if you will.

Idk, rob someone

I wanna cosplay so baaad but I'm brokeee

this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for