10/10 Dad Joke

no one talk 2 me i must recover in my deep dark hole

cant even enjoy having a crush when youre arospec where other people are giggling and twirling their hair youre sitting ruminating over this feeling akin to a fatal infection while trying to work like this

scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment

Me to my 5 unfinished aus/stories

average man from florida

I always find it funny to make fun of my old designs ,,, What 200 years does to make you a bad bitch with TERRIBLE anxiety 🗣️‼️

meow!!! HISSSS BARK BARK

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

The Boss said I could commit tax fraud!

im actively commiting tax fraud