"cool Character I Guess..." I Mutter, Walking Away With A Suspiciously Character Shaped Lump In My Throat

my tumblr is my private secret account

Do you want to go chug random expired things and then see who can get the most diseases in one day?

Bold of you to assume I don't constantly have 4 different types of cold at a time

The Boss?

im actively commiting tax fraud

The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

I hope Wales survives