Pro Tip! If You're Choking On An Ice-cube, Just Drink Boiling Water To Melt It!

Once I had to drive through Birmingham and there were like 4 fires

Where is hell's entrance?

Birmingham

sometimes a trans headcanon is 5 pages of careful textual analysis and reasoning and sometimes it's "i know this doesn't make sense but it's my favourite character and i get to decide the gender" and sometimes you have both within the same media and that's beautiful.

He knew it was going to be bad, then he realised how bad.

i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug

You have 14 to 28 days 🫵🏻