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Food :3

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

don’t be a bitch

Marry God

@god-offical

I DON'T CONSENT BUT IF IT STOPS YOU FROM PESTERING ME THEN SURE 💍🧎‍♂️

when i was... a young shrimp.. my shrather (shrimp father)... took me into the city... to see a marching clam.....

"you tried to eat a stapler?" GOD FORBID I have an iron-rich snack

Is that a bug

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication