MEOW!!¡!¡!

They played Slim Shady at my cousin‘s funeral. That was by far the only good thing about today. 

I can accomplish that task

HAPPY PI DAY MR. BARNES

-🪐

My face got pied…..

Non-wingeddognight

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

openfacedsandwiches → closedtoeburritos

I found these guys an at arcade the one on the left is supposed to be magneto The one in the middle is supposed to be daredevil and the one on the right is supposed to be wolverine what the actual hell happened they’re so ugly

I actually got casted a few days ago, so that’s fun. I got one of the lead roles so existence is good right now.

I’m trying out for a musical soon. I’m very excited. I know nobody probably cares but it still makes me happy. I’m gonna be using the song Frankenstein from dead end paranormal Park it’s a really good show 

You exploded on my cookies :(

Beep boop

*explodes*

Too late lights out bye-bye now

I'm fucking freeZing

):



I get to spend time with my cousin’s cats I don’t know their names, but they are very fluffy and the one under the bed has not moved from under the bed in the past three hours

Throw them out a window

What do you do with a hostage after you got the information out of them?