You Exploded On My Cookies :(

I do not confirm nor deny that I am in fact, a dragon

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

Hello there, I am probably no one would care to talk to, but I hope you are having a good day and you get some good human interaction remember to stay hydrated and take your meds if you need to.

// begging for some interaction, I'm so bored 💔

I’m too sick to meow

let me slumber

Meow meow

I think I am officially cursed

To add context to that I have moved three times in my life all of those times I have lost nearly all of my stuff, specifically my books and my dolls

I have a small collection of porcelain dolls

This has happened three separate times all of those times all of my books and most of my dolls disappear and then reappear the next time I have to move

I don’t know what I did to deserve this 

I ain’t no snitch. You can figure it out yourself you bunch of bigots

Which one of you cut the water supply to our building?

I actually got casted a few days ago, so that’s fun. I got one of the lead roles so existence is good right now.

I’m trying out for a musical soon. I’m very excited. I know nobody probably cares but it still makes me happy. I’m gonna be using the song Frankenstein from dead end paranormal Park it’s a really good show 

Please just pretend I don’t exist. I don’t enjoy being perceived you can if you want to, but otherwise let me vibe. 

No, I’m not edible. Do not bite me. I can give you a peach iced tea

om nkm nom

Well, you’re being annoying. I’m gonna cut your power again and your water have fun you Dingus. 

I will help the anon burn down everything you love

You're not going to succeed. Human nature is designed to endure everything thrown its way.

I saw you you were awkward, but that boy already knows you are an awkward son of a gun everybody does but I’m sure if you just tell him how you feel no matter how awkward it is. It’ll all work out fine trust me I had to do the same with my girlfriend

I can’t ask him to date me after that!! That was pathetic!