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someBODY once told me

Dave played a chord so holy

That God thought it was sweet - you don’t care

It’s a fourth and then a fifth, minor fall then major lift

He was like, what the fuck? Hallelujah

Famous Poems Rewritten as Limericks

The Raven

There once was a girl named Lenore And a bird and a bust and a door And a guy with depression And a whole lot of questions And the bird always says “Nevermore.”

Footprints in the Sand There was a man who, at low tide Would walk with the Lord by his side Jesus said “Now look back; You’ll see one set of tracks. That’s when you got a piggy-back ride.”

Response to ‘This Is Just To Say’ This note on the fridge is to say That those ripe plums that you put away Well, I ate them last night They tasted all right Plus I slept with your sister. M’kay?

Stopping by the Woods on a Snowy Evening There once was a horse-riding chap Who took a trip in a cold snap He stopped in the snow But he soon had to go: He was miles away from a nap.

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night There was an old father of Dylan Who was seriously, mortally illin’ “I want,” Dylan said “You to bitch till you’re dead. “I’ll be pissed if you kick it while chillin’.”

I Wandered Lonely As a Cloud There once was a poet named Will Who tramped his way over a hill And was speechless for hours Over some stupid flowers This was years before TV, but still.

Marshmallow Flower Cupcakes

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The patron 

So beautiful!

I really wanna go home. I’m away at college… and someone was playing Christmas music about going home for the holidays, and I can’t go home until Christmas because my family is so far away. So it was kinda fitting and made me really homesick.  I really miss my mom and dad and brother and sister.  but I did a little doodle to bring a little warmth into my heart. 

Lookie! My cocoa steam is animated!!! Though, I got lazy on shading me. Lol. 

This is awesome on so many levels.

Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.

UNDERSMUT: NOT SAFE FOR WORK

~ SANS TRAINS HIS PET ~

HARD, FAST, BED SQUEAKING.

TURTLE BURRITOS!! 😍😍