I Cannot Be The Only Who Screamed At The Hetalia Names?!

I cannot be the only who screamed at the Hetalia names?!

Four rich fathers go golfing.

One of them stays behind to pay the bill and the other three proceed to the first hole. While golfing, the three fathers start bragging about their sons.

The first father says, “I am very proud of my son Arthur; he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel and now he is at the top! He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.”

The second fathers says, “My son Ivan is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He went to flight school to become a pilot and managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”

The third father says, “Well, well, well - congratulations! My son, Ludwig, is also my pride and joy and is also very rich. He became an engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He built a mansion especially for his best friend.”

Then the fourth father catches up and they ask him how his son is doing.

The fourth father replies, “Oh, my son Alfred is gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.”

The three friends shake their heads and say, “What a shame, you must be so unhappy! How tragic.”

The fourth father replies with a bright smile, “Oh no, I am not ashamed at all! Alfred is my son and I love him just as well; he’s my pride and joy. And he is much loved by his friends too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a Mercedes Benz, a brand new jet and a huge mansion from his three suitors?”

Werewolf Boyfriend (Kirby)

Another wonderful werewolf commission! The town of Hearthway Hollows grows still. A commission for @mewmewred.

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Hearthway Hollow was the town you grew up in, but around the time you turned thirteen you had to go move in with your grandmother. You were going to miss Hearthway Hollow, it was surrounded by forest that you loved to explore and play in. Not to mention you’d miss all the wolves that lived around the town. Luckily, your grandmother didn’t live too far from a national park and you spent any free time you had there.

After your grandmother died, you decided to move back to Hearthway Hollow. You had been working in the National Park as a ranger and you had seen there was a job opening for a conservation ranger very close to your beloved hometown.

Not much had changed, although town seemed to be much busier than it used to be. There were more shops and business but other than that everything felt the same. You felt at home. You found a nice little place to rent that surrounded by the nature you so loved.

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wingedhumangirl

7 years ago

young gamora

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wingedhumangirl

6 years ago

@quethenogard

I shall never again accept bouquets of flowers

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wingedhumangirl

5 years ago

that butler, a total dork 😂

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wingedhumangirl

8 years ago

Gaster always made sure to remind everyone whose house they were in.

Please do not repost this video. Reblogging is okay!

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wingedhumangirl

8 years ago

Here you go friend! Sorry it’s short, I just wanted to get you something while I had a quick minute before people show up at my house >.<

Hope everything turns out ok, feel free to message me if you get super bored in the hospital, if i’m awake i generally respond to all asks and IMs ^_^

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wingedhumangirl

7 years ago

Thanks to my beta reader @saringold

my comics are becoming soap operas. Introduction of Napstaton! and the fact that fairies are kinda the racest rich people of the mythtale world! we got a lot of stuff going on that will be continued in the next comic, where we’re going to have teh swaps and swapfells meet! i might be doing a small bonus comic and a smut one inbetween tho

Patrons got to see each page as i worked on it. If you want to keep up with new pages for the next comic as they come out, or vote on what I work on, you can be a patron too.